Kris Humphries: “Kim Kardashian Slept With Me For Ratings”

Kris Humphries is enjoying his post-Kim Kardashian career bump, putting up the biggest numbers of his professional life in recent weeks. But that doesn’t mean he’s not still pissed about being made to look like a fool in front of millions of viewers.

Kris Humphries Life & Style Cover

Kris’ lawyers have issued a statement to Life & Style (a legal periodical of note) claiming, “Much effort and energy to misdirect the public’s perception of what transpired between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries has taken place over the past several months. This case will not be resolved in the court of public opinion amidst ridiculous and defamatory allegations.” Wow, sounds like Kris is really ready to throw down in court.

But even more interesting are Kris’ claims on the cover of the mag. Is he seriously shocked Kim slept with him for ratings? Her entire career is based on sleeping with people in front of cameras. And what is the “shocking way she paid for her ring”? If the answer is “years of being a famewhore,” we already knew that, Kris. It’s not shocking.