Lindsay Lohan and Gerard Butler are Hooking Up

I’m not gonna lie and say that these two are “dating.” Just cause a little tongue down cracked out gums and throat action happens does not mark the birth of a new relationship. Especially when we’re talking about Lindsay!

Lindsay Lohan Crotch

Lindsay Lohan and Gerard Butler were spotted making out at the opening of the Mazagan Beach Resort in Morocco on Halloween. Samantha Ronson‘s ex was all territorial, saying, “He’s hot, he’s mine! I’ve got no ring on my finger so I’m gonna have lots of fun. This is the most romantic place in the world after all.

Gerard, 39, and Lindsay, 22, reportedly left together.

Seriously? Lindsay doesn’t have to leave anywhere with anyone. You know she’s an eff-me-in-the-bathroom-stall-with-the-door-open kind of girl. She can snort her lines off the top of the toilet while he hits it from behind. Don’t ask me why I know some people do that, or don’t… I feel corrupted.