Lindsay Lohan Hosts SNL March 3, Asked Producers to Book Her

Haters keep hating. Lindsay Lohan will host Saturday Night Live on March 3rd. And like almost everything the entitled has been does, Lindsay is the one who invited herself onto the show. Lindsay called up SNL’s executive producer Lorne Michaels and asked him to get her a*s on his show.

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Lohan feels that Lorne has always been “very fatherly towards her,” so she exploited his kindness by asking him if she could get the gig. Hopefully they aren’t paying her, just saying.

Lindsay “has always enjoyed doing the show, but was waiting for the right time to do it again” which is code for ‘b!tch owes $250k in back taxes.’

Lohan and Lorne had “multiple conversations” and decided that March 3rd would be a good date, considering that Lindsay’s community service is coming to an end.

This is a win-win for Lindsay and for SNL! Not only is Lindsay talented, all of her haters will be tuning in to see if she sucks on the show. Lindsay’s going to pull in some strong ratings! This should be interesting.