Mike Sorrentino’s Situation: Shirtless, Ripped, and ‘Hot?’

I can’t figure out whether or not I’d bang Mike Sorrentino, aka Jersey Shore cast member “The Situation.”

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His body is amazing, his smile is cute, but his attitude sucks and I’d wanna smack the crap outta him. Hmmm… I feel like I’d definitely bang him if I had enough alcohol running through my veins, and by ‘enough,’ I mean not a drop of it cause you know I don’t need shiz to get my jizz on.

The Situation looked pretty damn good on the Jersey Shore reunion, but I have a feeling that he sucks in bed. He does seem teachable though, and for that reason, I say… I still don’t know. But I do know that he looks good with his shirt off. Enjoy.

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