Miley Cyrus “Exploring Sexuality” and Experimenting

Miley Cyrus can’t be tamed and doesn’t think you should try. The former Hannah Montana actress has been in the public eye since she was thirteen, so she’s just a little resentful of how her normal and not-so-normal teenage antics and mishaps have been blasted by the media.

Miley Cyrus in Feathers

“People see me as this perfect Disney star, and the moment I put out a record that says ‘I’m not eleven years old anymore,’ people look down on me. Every 18-year-old explores sexuality and experiments and tries things. For me there’s no reason to change that.”

Though it’s fun to rag on her, I agree with Miles. People give her flack because she substituted her purity ring obsession with a love of boobilicious clothing, hallucinatory plants, and dancing like she’s dry-humping her boyfriend at prom. Whatever. It’s not entirely her fault she knows suck-@ss people who like to f**k with her by documenting that shiz. If anything, she lacks poor judgment in friends.

Miley’s getting so grown-up and articulate. Now I feel like I need to be mature and stop making “Can’t Be Tamed” jokes. But she was dressed like a BIRD in that video. I’m just not at that level of forgetting yet.