Noah Cyrus and Miley Cyrus Hit the Mall

Miley Cyrus looked fresh faced and happy as she walked through the parking lot at the Beverly Center. Like her big sister, young Noah Cyrus has also been tied to scandal. Particularly because her parents allow her to walk out the house dressed like THIS, or because she’ll slap her a*s for ya like this.

Noah’s just like Ke$ha. Members of the opposite sex may talk to her because she’s famous. I’m so glad the poor girl is famous, too, cause damn. Noah’s like a 4-foot-something animated character come to life – like SpongeBob, only more oval. Instead of having a normal head like most folks, Noah has an egg resting on top of her shoulders. Just look at how that thing is shaped! Sweet Jesus.

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