Not Being Famous Has Its Benefits – Exhibit A: Jennifer Love Hewitt

Us Weekly has published a brutal article claiming that Jennifer is the bat shit psycho girlfriend men have nightmares about. It claims that Jen dumped her fiance and that she be crazy.

Apparently JLH would call Ross McCall several times during the day when he couldn’t accompany her on the set of Ghost Whisperer and demand that he tell her he missed her. And couldn’t wait to be with her. “I want to hear you say you love me”.

On the rare occasion when he’d beg her to stop smothering him, she’d freak out and wail — something about trust issues lingering from her parents’ divorce.

Then there’s the whole weight issue. You’ll recall she was photographed on the beach looking like a normal sized person last year but was ridiculed in the tabloids. At the time, she claimed she was proud of her body, but then went on to lose 20 pounds anyway.

Jen also pulls a Blake Lively!

Supposedly the costume department on her show is on high alert all the time for when her clothes don’t fit. She keeps insisting she’s a 2 when in reality she’s closer to a 6. And when she tries on a 2 that is too tight, she demands that another 2 or a 4 be found in its place.

Us also claims that John Mayer didn’t write “Wonderland” about her bod. Great way to kick her in the fivehead when she’s down! I so want the bitch to retaliate, too. Some shiz about how she really is a size 2 and how she’s empowering women by letting the world know that she’s a single size 2 woman!… Yeah, that would work. But how embarrassing is this story?! Who’s gonna wanna date Jen now?!