Paris Hilton Apologizes for Jab at Lindsay Lohan

Sigh. The latest Paris Hilton/Lindsay Lohan feud is over before it ever even started. Though Ms. Hilton’s snappy reference to LiLo’s sticky fingers on her Oxygen show The World According to Paris seemed like the perfect segue way into a full-on b!tchy blow-to-blow, Paris put the kibosh on the dramz.

In a move that shows a surprising amount of maturity and lack of milking what little public scandal she can still get, Paris Hilton told TMZ, “I apologize to Lindsay for the comment that I made. I was joking around but it was thoughtless and unnecessary. I am reaching out to Lindsay so I can tell her myself.”

So…wait. A Paris-Lindsay fight is ending in civil apologies and reconciliations? Man, things really have changed.

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