Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Getting Engaged Soon?

Well, this oughta make some people very, very happy. (And by ‘some people,’ I mean the delusional folks who think Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are real-life incarnations of their Twilight characters.) According to In Touch Weekly, R-Patz and K-Stew are “ready to commit” and Rob wants to pop the question around the same time Breaking Dawn Part 1 opens in November.

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart engaged?

The source says, “Robert missed Kristen. They haven’t gotten to spend real time together for months and it’s killing him.”

So let’s get married? Bah! That never works!

I would call this the ultimate publicity ploy, pairing an engagement with a movie premiere, but Rob and Kristen are so damn private anyway, I doubt this is the case. In fact, I think these two are the type to go ‘f**k it’ to an engagement anyway. They’ll just decide to get hitched one day on a whim and will emerge married, Brandy-style, a few years later. Hopefully with a vampire demon baby.

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