Scott Disick Has a Big Penis

Many of us gossip bloggers and readers have been sitting here wondering WTF Kourtney Kardashian is doing with Scott Disick, but now we know why. Scott Disick reportedly has a big penis, according to Kourtney's mom Kris Jenner. This confession is even more strange because Kris hates Scott.

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On last night's Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kris says that she walked in on a nude Scott standing in front of the refrigerator. Kris told Kim, “The other day, I walk into your house and Scott is standing at the refrigerator–butt naked. I can’t believe I saw Scott’s penis. I’m traumatized."

Kim, being the hooker pervert that she is, wanted to know what Scott's packing. “Smaller than a champagne bottle and bigger than a squash,” Kris reveals. Kim then pulls out a 16 oz. Jimmy Dean ground pork sausage roll. “What about the sausage?” she asks “That’s it! That’s exactly the size. Bingo,” Kris says.

This is one strange family. Would you want your mother discussing the size of your baby daddy's manhood on television?! That is wrong on so many levels. And I don't care if Scott has a Vinny Guadagnino dick x2 between his legs, he has Kourt lookin' stoopid cause he plays a hot headed f*cktard on TV. Scott could stand upright on an ice hockey court and hit pucks with his flaccid dong and I still wouldn't wanna hit dat sh!t.

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