Snooki Banned From New Jersey Liquor Stores!

Some stories you just can’t make sense of. Chris Brown and Rihanna getting back together is one thing…but this just defies explanation. Snooki is in Hoboken, New Jersey to film her Jersey Shore spinoff series with JWoww. Astoundingly, local liquor stores have instituted a staunch no-Snooki policy.

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TMZ has spoken with local Hoboken booze purveyors who claim they want nothing to do with the state’s favorite tequila sponge. “Even if Jwoww and Snooki show up at our front door they will not be let in.” said the owner of The Wine Shop, which is apparently next door to the ladies’ new digs. “The only thing they are good for is ridicule and amusement. There is no upside business wise, and the potential downside is God knows what. Why feed the embarrassment?”

Really? Liquor store owners are jumping on the Snooki hate train? God forbid Snickers’ involvement with a Hoboken liquor store would vault it to Shore Store levels. This dude is obviously more concerned with the integrity of his booze shop than becoming a freakin’ millionaire. Well…um, ya gotta stay true to your art, right?