Tags: 50 Cent
Curtis Jackson has been charged with one misdemeanor count of domestic violence and four misdemeanor counts of vandalism. Fiddy’s ex-girlfriend, Daphne Joy, dated the rapper for 3 years.
Jackson allegedly injured the unidentified woman and destroyed $7,100 of her property during an altercation at her Toluca Lake, Calif., condo on June 23, the City Attorney says, adding: “Domestic violence is a serious crime and alleged perpetrators will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law by this office… We will continue to seek justice for the alleged crimes.”
When police arrived, they discovered broken chandeliers, broken furniture, a ransacked bedroom closet and broken television through the living space. If convicted, 50 faces up to five years in jail and $46,000 in fines. Arraignment is scheduled for July 22.
Tags: 50 Cent, Kanye West, Kim Kardashian
Awww, 50 Cent! I haven't been a fan of his in the past, put he's become a total philanthropist over the past few years, and Chelsea Handler has spoken so kindly about him; I think there's a lot more beneath the surface with this guy.
50 has hated on many people in the past and he and Kanye West had an epic feud years ago when they both challenged each other to see who would sell the most albums. Snoop has said that the only thing Kim is good for is sleeping around and 50 Cent doesn't sound like he's a fan of Kimmy's either.
After Fiddy found out that pussy whipped Kanye said that Kim Kardashian is his "Perfect Bitch," 50 told XXL magazine:
"I mean … if that man feel like she's perfect, then she's perfect. You know how it is? One man's trash is another man's treasure."
And with that, my job here is done. No further commentary is necessary.
Photos: Fame/ Flynet
Tags: 50 Cent
50 Cent was rushed to the hospital late last night following a collision between his SUV and a mack truck.
TMZ reports that the crash occurred on the Long Island Expressway and 50 was removed from the scene on a stretcher with injuries to his neck and back. According to website affiliated with the rapper, 50′s truck “nearly flipped over” after being rear-ended. He is reportedly in stable condition, but details are scarce at this time.
Tags: 50 Cent, Twitter
50 Cent is either so confident that the New York Giants will win the Super Bowl, or he just wants bragging rights. 50 Cent, real name Curtis Jackson, promised to post a photo of his penis on Twitter if the Giants lose to the New England Patriots.
50 accepted a fan’s request to post his dick pic if the Giants lose. So ladies, who do you want to win the Super Bowl?! I’m no Patriots fan, but I’m hoping that New England wins. A blogger can always use a good traffic spike.
The Super Bowl goes down next Sunday, Feb. 5. Be ready to see the “magic stick” that 50 has been rapping about for years.
Tags: 50 Cent, Pauly D
At any given moment, a guido or guidette from the Jersey Shore is selling something or another. Whether it’s perfume or tuxedos or a line of shoes that look like they came straight off a Cabbage Doll, you can pretty much guarantee whatever they’re hawking is going to be more LOL-tastic than legitimate. But when it comes to Pauly D’s rap career, apparently 50 Cent thinks he’s got what it takes to make it for real.
50 Cent confirmed on Twitter that Pauly D has officially signed on to his G-Note record label, and promises “Big Big Things In The Works.” Alright.
He’s opened for Britney Spears, so maybe he has some legit rap skillz or whatever, but I cannot look him in the face or listen to a word he says without thinking about how many holes he has single-handedly inflicted on the ozone layer, based on all the hairspray that boy must use.
Tags: 50 Cent, Chelsea Handler
I woke this morning with the unmistakable feeling that I was about to vomit through my eyeballs while crying blood. At first, I thought it was just because of the 4 gallons of egg nog that I’d funneled the night before. Then I went on the intrawebs and realized that it was because my body already knew what my brain could never accept: 50 Cent and Chelsea Handler had spent the night having saggy, craggly steroid sex. *covers mouth with hands, runs to bathroom*
Chelsea tweeted the above pic last night with the caption, “I don’t know why anyone thinks I would ever date a rapper.” By “rapper,” she really means “black dude,” she just didn’t have the balls to commit to her own joke. Since she’s not at all funny, and her whole career is just based on saying outrageous sh!t, that’s seriously lame of her.
Anyway, rumors about Chelsea and Fiddy have been circulating for months, and this was apparently Chelsea’s way of confirming that it’s on and poppin’ (I assume she’s gonna start using outdated hip-hop slang now). I guess it’s good for Chelsea, since, again, her whole career is based on shock value. The real victim here is 50 Cent. I suppose he’ll get props in the hood for banging a white chick, but did it have to be that white chick? If he’s that into gross female comedians, thank god he wasn’t around in the 80s when Roseanne was huge (in every way).
Tags: 50 Cent, Chelsea Handler
I was super excited that Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent were f*cking but it appears that’s not true. After being spotted together in New Orleans, the web went crazy that the two are a couple, but Chelsea took to Twitter to deny the dating rumor.
“Everyone, calm down. I met with mr. Cent about a potential project. There’s nothing to report yet, ill let you know if there is.”
As a celebrity, you can’t hang out with someone and not be accused of sleeping with them. Well crap. That would have been the most mismatched couple of the year and it’s all lies. I had fantasies about them snuggling in bed with 50 Cent wearing his bullet proof vest, and using a bottle of Grey Goose as a sex toy. Kidding! That actually made me a little nauseous just to write it.
Tags: 50 Cent, Chelsea Handler
Yep, you read that right, so you should probably take a moment to swallow the vomit rising in your throat before you continue reading.
Rapper 50 Cent and gnarled oak tree come to life Chelsea Handler were spotted hooking up in New Orleans over the weekend, and after Katrina and the oil spill, I think this city has finally seen all it can take.
I don’t know why I’m so disturbed by this, but it’s a bit like catching your grandmother in bed with Lil Wayne. It just ain’t right. The thought of Fiddy putting his magic stick in Chelsea’s catcher’s mitt-like vadge is the kind of thing that makes me wanna dip my brain in bleach.
Maybe Chelsea’s keeping 50 perpetually sh*tfaced, or maybe he’s been tricked into thinking she’s a catch by the fact that she’s a rich white chick. Either way, someone needs to wake his @ss up. There’s nothing gangsta about club-hopping with an eight-foot cougar who won’t stop telling midget jokes.
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There was a time in 50 Cent’s life when “losing weight” would’ve meant unloading a couple kilos on some sucka-a*s wanksta. Now that he’s gone legit as Curtis “Hollywood” Jackson, however, the phrase has taken on new meaning.
As you can see by the truly disturbing picture above, Fiddy lost a ton of weight recently (nearly 60 pounds) in order to play a cancer-fighting football player in the upcoming movie, “Things Fall Apart.” He stepped out last night, though, less that 3 months after posting those pics on Twitter, to show that he’s fully regained his old healthy, happy go-lucky, bullet-deflecting body.
This is 50 at a screening in New York yesterday, no longer looking like a stiff wind would knock him over. I, for one, am not impressed by stars who lose or gain massive amounts of weight for a role. Too often it just seems like a gimmick that’s meant to take the place of actual acting talent, and often the movie turns out to not be worth the serious health risk. Jared Leto contracted gout from gaining 50 pounds for “Chapter 27,” a movie seen by exactly 7 people. That said, I actually think 50 has some real acting ability, so hopefully he’ll get some recognition for this role. Either way, it’s good to see him back in fighting form. It’s hard to be gangsta when everyone can see your ribs.
Tags: 50 Cent, Weight Loss
50 Cent is not dicking around with his latest film role. 50 has reportedly dropped 50 lbs to play the role of a cancer stricken football player in the upcoming movie, Things Fall Apart.
According to Thisis50.com, he lost the weight in just nine weeks by doing a liquid diet, and walking on a treadmill for 3 hours a day. That’s serious discipline! If he can work that hard to lose a ton of weight for this film, his acting better be just as good. Don’t worry folks, he’s back to eating like a normal person again!
“I was starving.” Now he’s back on tour and says, “I’ve been eating. I’ll be back in shape in no time!”
If I was going to bust my butt to drop 50 lbs for a movie, I better be getting an Oscar! Actually, I’d be content with a Razzy.