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Joan Rivers Makes Funny Adele Fat Jokes

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Joan Rivers did what she does best when she appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman last night. Adele, like Karl Lagerfeld, said that “Adele is fat.” Except Joan was funny about it.


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“What is her song? Rolling in the deep? She should add fried chicken!”

Besides Karl, Lady Gaga also complained that “Adele is bigger than me!” after fans slammed her for gaining weight.

After Adele gave birth months ago, Joan Tweeted: “Congratulations to Adele on the birth of her 68 pound 8 ounces bouncing baby boy.”

I love it and I bet Adele does too. Simon Konecki‘s baby mama has a great sense of humor and she is absolutely beautiful!

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Adele WINS 2013 OSCAR AWARD

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Adele added one very prestigious award to her collection tonight as the beautiful English singer-songwriter picked up an Oscar for her James Bond themed song, Skyfall. Adele kissed Simon Konecki and thanked him during her brief acceptance speech. An emotional Adele was pretty hilarious as she cried on stage. She's so adorable. Congrats!!

 

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Adele 2013 Oscar Dress: Rubbish!

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Adele wore another ugly dress to a major award show. Adele’s Golden Globes dress was tragic. Now Simon Konecki‘s baby mum wore a big black dress that made her look bigger than she is and like she was dressed for a funeral.

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She has a beautiful face and her hair always looks nice, but once your eyes go lower than her neck, the presentation it’s disappointing.

Adele said that her Oscar dress is very heavy and it will be harder for her to perform in. Maybe that was a sign that she shouldn’t wear it?!?! The sparkles can’t save her. She looks like a glamorous grandmother, or in the words of Nene Leakes‘ a “glamother!”

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Adele 2013 Grammy Awards Dress: What The Floral?

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Adele is one of the most gorgeous singers in music today but she doesn’t know how to dress. Adele is usually drenched in black with some clean makeup and gorgeous hair. But at the 2013 Grammy Awards, Adele’s hair and makeup were the only thing that looked decent.

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Adele’s floral dress looked dated and made her appear to be much bigger than she actually is. To make matters even worse, Simon Konecki‘s girlfriend wore floral heels! It was an overload of flowers for the Grammys.

Adele actually graced the stage in this frock too. One of our favorite Brits picked up a Grammy for Best Pop Solo performance for “Set Fire to the Rain”.

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Adele’s Baby Pictures Are Here

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Adele arrived in Los Angeles yesterday to prepare to perform her song “Skyfall” at the 2013 Golden Globe Awards, hosted by Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, this Sunday night. Adele’s James Bond song is up for a Golden Globe and an Oscar!

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After learning that her Skyfall theme song was nominated for an Oscar for Best Original Song, Simon Konecki‘s baby mama Tweeted: “Oh my God I feel like Meryl Streep! Thank you.”

Taylor Swift‘s Hunger Games song is also up for an Oscar, along with Bon Jovi’s “Not Running Anymore” and  Hugh Jackman’s Les Miserables cover.

Blue Ivy Carter’s face is always covered up and she’s one years old. Adele’s baby is much younger. There’s still hope.

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Adele: Baby Fine for Not Reporting Child’s Birth

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Adele and Simon Konecki didn't report the birth of their first child on October 19th. Adele has also kept her son's name a secret.

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Adele had 42 days to file the necessary paperwork for her baby and she now faces a £1,000 (nearly $1,300) fine. Not only can Adele afford it, but that tab comes nowhere close to Lindsay Lohan's debt. She's fine!

According to the Huffington Post: “Cops are hardly going to be banging on their door tomorrow and it’s probably just an oversight on their part,” a source says.

There's speculation that the fiercely private star intentionally avoided filing paperwork to keep details to themselves.

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