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Brittney Jones on Ashton Kutcher Cheating Scandal: ‘I Wasn’t Lying!’

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Brittney Jones has come out of the woodwork to say that she had already told everyone that Ashton Kutcher is a cheater, however, she now knows that he and Demi Moore did not have an open relationship!  Brit told TMZ that she feels “somewhat vindicated.”

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“For so long people have thought that I was dishonest or just making up my passionate nights with Ashton, when in fact I was being used. Ashton told me that both he and Demi had an ‘open relationship’ and that he was not in fact cheating.” Duh boo!

She continued: “Now I can tell all the facts about how Ashton really was, and hopefully people will believe my side of the story. I feel for Demi very much and wish her nothing but the best during this hard time.”

Ya gotta love it when the homewrecker claims to be concerned about the wifey.

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Brittney Jones’ Sex Tape Cock Blocked by Ashton Kutcher

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Ashton Kutcher is upset that Vivid Entertainment is using his name to build hype and sell alleged mistress Brittney Jones‘ sex tape.

Ashton’s lawyers claim Vivid is infringing on the actor’s “marketable celebrity identity value” — and promise they will unleash a legal nightmare against Vivid unless they stop associating his name with the Brittney Jones porn.

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Vivid says the company “will respond accordingly.”

I think Ashton made f*ck with Brittney, he was just smart enough to send vague texts instead of incriminating ones. I don’t think this Brittney ho is going away anytime soon. The tape will be released, sans an Ashton Kutcher association, and then she’ll appear on a Vh1 reality show hosted by Dr. Drew. Hoes these days have long-term plans.

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Brittney Jones Sex Tape Coming Soon!

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Ashton Kutcher’s mistress Brittney Jones who claims she had sex with Ashton on a couch, is using her fame up wisely and is featured in a sex tape. What better way is there to make a quick, thick dolla than to release a f*ck video? Vivid Entertainment has obtained the video and intends on releasing it December 14.

Vivid has obtained never-before-released footage that shows Brittney engaged in very explicit, uninhibited sex with a former boyfriend. Ashton’s fans will undoubtedly enjoy seeing what the star himself may have experienced, in this exclusive video.

“We’ve acquired the tape and confirmed its authenticity. Brittney is obviously a beautiful young girl who could clearly seduce any man,” said Steven Hirsch, founder/co-chairman of the world’s leading adult film company. “We’ve consulted with our attorneys and feel comfortable that we will be able to distribute the tape.”

In September her ex-boyfriend spoke with Radar Online about the sex tape and says Brittney “was definitely into it. We were together at the time so we made short little clips of us having sex in various positions.”

Bow chicka bow, bow!

I can honestly say this is one sex tape I don’t care to see. There’s just nothing hot or appealing about this chick in my opinion.

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Brittney Jones: Ashton Kutcher’s Mistress ‘Always Has Weed’

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If I ever slept with a celebrity I wouldn’t sell my story to the tabloids and this is exactly why. Once you come out of the cheatin’ closet and claim you’re the homewrecker ruining an A-list celebs life, all of the dirt from your past comes out. Ashton Kutcher’s mistress Brittney Jones is figuring that out after topless pictures of her surfaced, and there are also rumors she has a sex tape.

It keeps getting better. A ‘source’ told Radar Online that Brittney is a “total party animal. She drinks every night, and openly talks about being an alcoholic. I only saw her smoke pot and stuff like that… but I’d almost guarantee you she’s done everything in the book.”

This same source who is obviously a pal of Brittney’s, also showed Radar some text messages between themselves and Brittney in which Ms. Jones talks about always having some weed on hand. I’ve cut out the boring shiz, and I’ll make it clear that BJ stands for Britteny Jones and not blow job. Perverts!

SOURCE: “We need to have another smoke out… Good times…”

BJ: “Yeah! Whenever you want I always have weed to share :) ”

SOURCE: “Don’t tease me.”

BJ: “I never tease :) ”

Oooh, I never tease about weed baby. WTF kind of conversation is that? This ho sounds like she’d give up sex for an ounce of the funk. I hope the next dirt on Brittney is topless pictures of her smoking a bong like Tess Taylor. It’ll be even better if it’s on video and they throw it in with her sex tape!

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Brittney Jones: Ashton Kutcher’s Mistress Has a Sex Tape

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Brittney Jones made a sex tape with her then boyfriend when she was 19 years old. The 21 year-old homewrecker and her ex were filmed engaging in various sex acts while he recorded it on his cell phone.

“She was definitely into it,” Jones’ ex — and the film’s co-star — admitted to RadarOnline.com.”We were together at the time so we made short little clips of us having sex in various positions.”

The former lovebirds dated on-and-off for a year before splitting about six months ago when Brittney “cheated on me”, he said.

Brittney reportedly likes to party and she “drank a lot.” She’s also a loser gold digger who lives off of her boyfriends. Those close to Brit Brit believe that she slept with Ashton.

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Brittney Jones Text Message: ‘I’m Good Friends With Demi Moore’

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This story is kind of reminiscent of the Real Housewives of New York City episode where Kelly Bensimon starts screaming that she’s friends with, “GWYNETH, YA KNOW, PALTROW!”

Whenever someone claims to be “good friends” with a celebrity, it probably means that the celebrity he or she is name dropping doesn’t even know their first name, but could pick ‘em out of a police line up.

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According to Radar, Brittney Jones text her friend this week, saying: “I didn’t break up any marriage, in fact Demi and I are good friends.” If this is true, Britney is proud to be the one who will f*ck her friend’s husband.

Brittney says that she and Ashton Kutcher had “tender” sex on his couch while Demi was away, which was cool because, according to Brittney: “Don’t believe everything you read about Hollywood marriages.”

It’s funny how every whore sounds the same and uses the same justifications for their selfish, home wrecking behavior. Since when have we heard any of these women say, ‘It was just sex and I never thought that it was anything more than that!’ Instead, all of ‘em, like many of Tiger Woods’ mistresses, actually believed that the married man they had sex with was into them and their sexual relationship was going somewhere.

Where’s a good ol’ incurable STD when you need one?

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Brittney Jones Nude Photos Surface

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The woman who claims that she had sex with Ashton Kutcher, Brittney Jones, 21, has some nude photos that are out on the internet.

On the porn site with the pics, the site’s blogger claims that the photos were taken “after sex,” which I find hilarious. How the hell are we supposed to know that the pics were taken after sex? And why is that supposed to even matter? The pics are stamped with a November 2007 date.

Anyway, my favorite pic outta the bunch is one that features Brittney Jones on her back, on a sleeping bag that sits on top of a heavily stained carpet. She is a dirty whore. Literally.

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Brittney Jones and Ashton Kutcher’s Text Messages Revealed

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You’re going to have to use your imagination when reading this post cause Ashton Kutcher didn’t send Brittney any nude photos or anything scandalous. Sigh. Hopefully those text messages will be revealed later. However, Radar got its hands on some alleged text messages from Brittney and Ashton.

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Brittney: “Whens the next time you’re gonna have an empty house?”

Ashton: “Not sure maybe the end of the month.”

A source tells Radar that Brittney Jones “has always been obsessed with Ashton” from way before the two had ever met. 

“She told me once that he was by far the number one celebrity she’d like to have sex with, and she is totally the type to do it” said the insider, who knows Jones extremely well.

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Since the scandal broke, Brittney has hired a manager and a publicist. She also claims that what she and Ashton did was “not some random sex act,” instead “It was tender and nice.” LOL.

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Ashton Kutcher Cheated on Demi Moore With Brittney Jones?

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People magazine has put Demi Moore and Ashton on its newest cover with the headline “Demi’s Marriage Under Fire.” In the article, one source says that Ashton Kutcher and Demi have a “don’t ask, don’t tell policy” when it comes to cheating scandals like their current one centered around Brittney Jones.

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Another source says that Demi and Ashton’s age difference, Ashton is 15 years younger, is also playing a role in this “marriage under fire” thing that People magazine is exploiting.

According to a source, “Somehow I thought it was going to come back to haunt them. He got married young and, as crass as this sounds, never seemed to have his fill.” The source does add that “they seemed super committed.”

This is a very tough call for me. Demi and Ashton are clearly the real deal, and I hate to take it there and be an a*s, but I think Ashton may be better off with someone else. Ashton wants his own biological kids, Demi’s like 70 years old and she should have worked on that, or hired a surrogate, and made it happen already. You can’t just spend thousands on plastic surgery to look younger and then not act like a younger woman by shooting those babies outta your Brazilian waxed vajayjay. I mention kids cause that’s what caused the rift between Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston.

I do think these two are “super committed,” and unless at least a dozen chicks come out like they did with Tiger Woods – and you know there are hundreds who aren’t talking – I think Ashton and Demi will weather this storm and he will keep cheating.

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