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Brittney Jones on Ashton Kutcher Cheating Scandal: ‘I Wasn’t Lying!’

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Brittney Jones has come out of the woodwork to say that she had already told everyone that Ashton Kutcher is a cheater, however, she now knows that he and Demi Moore did not have an open relationship!  Brit told TMZ that she feels “somewhat vindicated.”

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“For so long people have thought that I was dishonest or just making up my passionate nights with Ashton, when in fact I was being used. Ashton told me that both he and Demi had an ‘open relationship’ and that he was not in fact cheating.” Duh boo!

She continued: “Now I can tell all the facts about how Ashton really was, and hopefully people will believe my side of the story. I feel for Demi very much and wish her nothing but the best during this hard time.”

Ya gotta love it when the homewrecker claims to be concerned about the wifey.

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Brittney Jones’ Sex Tape Cock Blocked by Ashton Kutcher

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Ashton Kutcher is upset that Vivid Entertainment is using his name to build hype and sell alleged mistress Brittney Jones‘ sex tape.

Ashton’s lawyers claim Vivid is infringing on the actor’s “marketable celebrity identity value” — and promise they will unleash a legal nightmare against Vivid unless they stop associating his name with the Brittney Jones porn.

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Vivid says the company “will respond accordingly.”

I think Ashton made f*ck with Brittney, he was just smart enough to send vague texts instead of incriminating ones. I don’t think this Brittney ho is going away anytime soon. The tape will be released, sans an Ashton Kutcher association, and then she’ll appear on a Vh1 reality show hosted by Dr. Drew. Hoes these days have long-term plans.

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Brittney Jones Sex Tape Coming Soon!

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Ashton Kutcher’s mistress Brittney Jones who claims she had sex with Ashton on a couch, is using her fame up wisely and is featured in a sex tape. What better way is there to make a quick, thick dolla than to release a f*ck video? Vivid Entertainment has obtained the video and intends on releasing it December 14.

Vivid has obtained never-before-released footage that shows Brittney engaged in very explicit, uninhibited sex with a former boyfriend. Ashton’s fans will undoubtedly enjoy seeing what the star himself may have experienced, in this exclusive video.

“We’ve acquired the tape and confirmed its authenticity. Brittney is obviously a beautiful young girl who could clearly seduce any man,” said Steven Hirsch, founder/co-chairman of the world’s leading adult film company. “We’ve consulted with our attorneys and feel comfortable that we will be able to distribute the tape.”

In September her ex-boyfriend spoke with Radar Online about the sex tape and says Brittney “was definitely into it. We were together at the time so we made short little clips of us having sex in various positions.”

Bow chicka bow, bow!

I can honestly say this is one sex tape I don’t care to see. There’s just nothing hot or appealing about this chick in my opinion.

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Brittney Jones: Ashton Kutcher’s Mistress ‘Always Has Weed’

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If I ever slept with a celebrity I wouldn’t sell my story to the tabloids and this is exactly why. Once you come out of the cheatin’ closet and claim you’re the homewrecker ruining an A-list celebs life, all of the dirt from your past comes out. Ashton Kutcher’s mistress Brittney Jones is figuring that out after topless pictures of her surfaced, and there are also rumors she has a sex tape.

It keeps getting better. A ‘source’ told Radar Online that Brittney is a “total party animal. She drinks every night, and openly talks about being an alcoholic. I only saw her smoke pot and stuff like that… but I’d almost guarantee you she’s done everything in the book.”

This same source who is obviously a pal of Brittney’s, also showed Radar some text messages between themselves and Brittney in which Ms. Jones talks about always having some weed on hand. I’ve cut out the boring shiz, and I’ll make it clear that BJ stands for Britteny Jones and not blow job. Perverts!

SOURCE: “We need to have another smoke out… Good times…”

BJ: “Yeah! Whenever you want I always have weed to share :)”

SOURCE: “Don’t tease me.”

BJ: “I never tease :)”

Oooh, I never tease about weed baby. WTF kind of conversation is that? This ho sounds like she’d give up sex for an ounce of the funk. I hope the next dirt on Brittney is topless pictures of her smoking a bong like Tess Taylor. It’ll be even better if it’s on video and they throw it in with her sex tape!

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Brittney Jones: Ashton Kutcher’s Mistress Has a Sex Tape

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Brittney Jones made a sex tape with her then boyfriend when she was 19 years old. The 21 year-old homewrecker and her ex were filmed engaging in various sex acts while he recorded it on his cell phone.

“She was definitely into it,” Jones’ ex — and the film’s co-star — admitted to RadarOnline.com.”We were together at the time so we made short little clips of us having sex in various positions.”

The former lovebirds dated on-and-off for a year before splitting about six months ago when Brittney “cheated on me”, he said.

Brittney reportedly likes to party and she “drank a lot.” She’s also a loser gold digger who lives off of her boyfriends. Those close to Brit Brit believe that she slept with Ashton.

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Brittney Jones Text Message: ‘I’m Good Friends With Demi Moore’

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This story is kind of reminiscent of the Real Housewives of New York City episode where Kelly Bensimon starts screaming that she’s friends with, “GWYNETH, YA KNOW, PALTROW!”

Whenever someone claims to be “good friends” with a celebrity, it probably means that the celebrity he or she is name dropping doesn’t even know their first name, but could pick ’em out of a police line up.

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According to Radar, Brittney Jones text her friend this week, saying: “I didn’t break up any marriage, in fact Demi and I are good friends.” If this is true, Britney is proud to be the one who will f*ck her friend’s husband.

Brittney says that she and Ashton Kutcher had “tender” sex on his couch while Demi was away, which was cool because, according to Brittney: “Don’t believe everything you read about Hollywood marriages.”

It’s funny how every whore sounds the same and uses the same justifications for their selfish, home wrecking behavior. Since when have we heard any of these women say, ‘It was just sex and I never thought that it was anything more than that!’ Instead, all of ’em, like many of Tiger Woods’ mistresses, actually believed that the married man they had sex with was into them and their sexual relationship was going somewhere.

Where’s a good ol’ incurable STD when you need one?

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