Tags: Celebrity Scandals, Lena Dunham, Saturday Night Live, Twitter
Lena Dunham was brilliant on Saturday Night Live last weekend. Say what you will about the self-indulgent nudist, but Lena knows how to stay in her lane. All of her sketches worked. She played characters that felt like an extension of herself and it worked.
Riding high on the praise she received for her solid performance, someone Tweeted Dunham: “you don’t always have to get naked” and she responded with: “Please tell that to my uncle, mister. He’s been making me!”
The trendy feminist then had a lot of explaining to do for her offensive message. After deleting the tweet, Dunham quickly apologized:
- I just made and deleted a not so great molestation joke. Sorry guys. I am really sleepy.
- SNL has a way bigger audience than our usual cozy girls audience, so I was seeing a rash of very different kinds of twitter rage.
- But I should know better, and do. Even naked girls get embarrassed. Sleep well and thanks for an amazing weekend.
Mindy Kaling defended her friend and Tweeted: @lenadunham you’re perfect, fuck ‘em
The Girls creator said her SNL experience was “joyful.” Critics had positive reviews for Lena, but ratings were down 11 percent compared to last week’s episodes, marking one of the lowest rated episodes of the season.
… Well of course Lena’s episode was down in the ratings. So many people still don’t know who the hell she is! I don’t know how she was able to host SNL so soon anyway. She must have a lot of connections. Her co-star’s dad is Brian Williams. Makes you wonder about if Lena’s connections to NBC made this happen for her.
As far as Dunham’s molestation tweet is concerned. I’m really shocked by it. It was an innocent joke, but one I wouldn’t expect Lena to make. Twitter ruins everyone.
Tags: Harry Styles, Twitter
Harry Styles went outside to take a piss at a Grammys house party when someone pulled out their camera and snapped a picture of his bare arse!
The photo was posted on Twitter on Sunday. Harry looks a little too happy here. He doesn’t look sober, which makes the photo pretty damn funny. No word on whether the One Direction singer’s girlfriend Kendall Jenner was also at the party.
Styles, always the jokester, responded to the photo leak by Tweeting: ”Mix-A-Lot’s in trouble.” Mr. “Baby Got Back,” Sir Mix-A-Lot found out about Harry’s message and responded with: “Who’s bushes you peeing in? Classic!!!”
Harry responded with: “oh wait… That’s my house!! Those are my bushes!!” So no one knows whose bushes Harry was watering. He was in LA and we doubt it was his crib. Hopefully this was at Kris Jenner’s house.
Tags: Courtney Stodden, No Makeup, Twitter
It’s pretty obvi that Courtney Stodden is a man in his late 30′s or early 40′s who had a sex change and enough plastic surgery to put Heidi Montag to shame – just my 2 cents.
But for those who are familiar with this D-lister, we all know that she’s always photographed in heavy makeup. Well, usually she is. The “19-year-old” posted a selfie that featured her new dark hair/ weave and a makeup free face.
Courtney finally dumped Doug Hutchinson after attaining all the fame that she was using him for in the first place. She’s reportedly posting more sexy pictures than she ever has before on her social media sites. Court desperately needs another reality show. She’s not going to be around by this time next year if she doesn’t release a sex tape.
Tags: Celebrity Fashion, Twitter
Idris Elba knows how to use Twitter effectively. The handsome British actor, who was named one of our Because He’s Hot guys, said that he gets turned on by getting dressed up.
Alba Tweeted: “My Bow makes my d*ck hard every time I smile… is that normal?”
“Had fun… releasing the beast…:)”
“Wowsers! Crazy how many new followers you get when you mention the D*** If I owned a Bow tie company I’d be laughing. Dickie Bows by Driis.”
When Idris mentions his dick, of course the ladies go wild. He’s such a cock tease, no pun intended, and he doesn’t need a bow tie in order to look hot as hell. I didn’t even know Idris was on Twitter. Is he on Instagram? Does he post shirtless pics? I hope he attends all of these upcoming award shows in different bow ties and different colored suits. I like the all-white look/ anything Justin Timberlake or Ashton Kutcher wears. But I digress, I love it when a man knows how to dress and isn’t afraid to let anyone know about it.
Tags: Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Weddings, Kaley Cuoco, Twitter
The Big Bang Theory actress Kaley Cuoco began her new year with a bang. Get it? The 27-year-old star married Ryan Sweeting. Ryan and Kaley have been dating for six months.
Cuoco posted a twitpic of herself kissing her favorite tennis pro, while wearing her Vera Wang gown. Her caption was: “Yep #thesweetings.” on Twitter. She also made the photo above her profile picture on Twitter as well. There were 150 guests at the wedding.
Kaley’s friends insist that although the couple quickly got married, it makes sense. One friend tells People magazine, “Ryan is such a good guy. They make each other so happy.” In September Kaley said: “I know that it seems a little crazy on paper but it works for us … From day one, I just knew immediately and it’s been magic.”
I don’t think anyone needs to be concerned
or care about how quickly these two got hitched. Many celebrities tend to rush their relationships. At least Kaley didn’t marry Ryan within a month like Khloe Kardashian did. They’re cute together. We wish them the best.
Tags: Justin Bieber, Twitter
Justin Bieber is mad obnoxious and he loves to joke around and act like an a-hole. A 19-year-old should never, ever say that they’re retiring. Most 19 year olds don’t even have a job! But Biebus has had enough money to live off of before he hit 18, so when he jokes about retiring fans believe it cause it’s not like he needs the cash.
Justin told USA Today that he’s retiring. He was just being his obnoxious self at the time, but naturally the quote went viral. Bieber tweeted that he’s retiring again on Christmas Day. He’s the gift that just keeps giving.
Within an hour of Justin’s retiring tweet, he posted the following update: The media talks a lot about me. They make a up a lot of lies and want me to fail but I’m never leaving you, being a belieber is a lifestyle.
Does Justin know that some of his fans may have begun cutting when they read that crap? Bieber said he’s moved by his fans that cry. They do enough of that at his concerts. He should just let them wait until his next relationship for their next meltown.
Tags: Miley Cyrus, Twitter
We figured that turning 21 would spell all manner of crazy antics from Miley Cyrus…we were thinking a truck load of alcohol, maybe some illegal drugs and perhaps some some twerking dwarfs thrown in for good measure.
Yet Miles has surprised us once again by… actually being pretty boring. The star started the celebrations off by tweeting pictures of her pet dogs who jumped on to her bed to wish the singer happy birthday.
Miley was looking fresh faced and showed no signs of any late night partying. She then Tweeted a picture of ”the gayest birthday cake ever,” a yummy looking rainbow creation that just made us hungry.
Lastly she showed her fans a picture of her birthday bouquet of flowers, a gift from her fans. Well that’s it. We are thoroughly disappointed. Where’s all the sex, drugs and debauchery?
The lackluster celebrations seem to confirm what she’s said before, Miley is actually a boring homebody pretending to be the life of the party. Well we guess the truth had to come out sooner or later. According to E! News the singer spent most of her bday rehearsing for the American Music Awards. Is this the last we’ll see of out of control Miley? Sigh…And we though we had another Paris/Lindsay/Amanda on our hands…
Tags: Alec Baldwin, Ireland Baldwin, Twitter
Alec Baldwin’s daughter Ireland has spoken out about her dad’s latest verbal diarrhea, after the actor allegedly called a photographer a “cock sucking fag”. Alec was seeing red after he believed the paparazzi was getting too close to his wife Hilaria and their baby, Carmen, when he used the offensive language.
Baldwin soon faced criticism for using the homophobic slur. Ireland took to Twitter to defend her hot-tempered dad.
“What my dad said was WRONG. What my dad felt WASN’T” She said in one tweet. “My dad is far from a homophobe or a racist. My dad has an INFANT CHILD to protect. All the parents out there should understand. You would do anything to protect your baby.”
Ireland is no stranger to Alec’s crazy rants herself. Back in 2007, she was on the receiving end of a particularly nasty voicemail where Alec called her a “rude, thoughtless, little pig” after she failed to call the star during the bitter custody battle between her famous parents.
It seems like Ireland has put all that behind her however, as she praised how far her father has come with his “anger management” issues:
“For someone who has battled with anger management issues, my dad has grown tremendously. It takes a lot of strength for someone to release their anger. It takes a lot of strength and SUPPORT for someone to grow and become a…..better person. We all say things we don’t mean. We all say things we can’t take back.”
Alec also issued his own official apology for the incident and is currently suspended from his show Up Late With Alec Baldwin.
“I did not intend to hurt or offend anyone with my choice of words, but clearly I have – and for that I am deeply sorry. Words are important. I understand that, and will choose mine with great care going forward. What I said and did this week, as I was trying to protect my family, was offensive and unacceptable. Behavior like this undermines hard-fought rights that I vigorously support. I understand ‘Up Late’ will be taken off the schedule for tonight and next week.”
Tags: Justin Bieber, Katy Perry, Twitter
Katy Perry is now the most popular celebrity on Twitter. The 29-year-old beat Justin Bieber by 2,000 followers. Perry has more than 46 million followers, Biebus has 46 million and the Gaga comes in third place with 40 million followers.
The President of the United States is in fourth place with 39 million and Taylor Swift comes in the fifth slot with 36 million.
I’m shocked that Rihanna didn’t make the list. She’s always posting nude photos of herself. And I thought that Kim Kardashian was one of the Twitter queens. What happened to this list? It’s also surprising to hear that Swifty is doing so well. Katy’s new album, Prism, debuted at the top of the Billboard charts. She’s so overrated.
Tags: Disney Sluts, Miley Cyrus, Twitter
Miley Cyrus is a Disney slut who doesn’t take a break, not even for a child’s holiday like Halloween. Cyrus posted a picture of her pornographic pumpkins on Twitter. This is something that should be inside her damn house and it’s not something she should be Tweeting out to her 12-year-old fans.
The photo was accompanied with the following caption: “xxxxxxplicit pornkinzzz
Miley wants to remind us of how much she loves oral sex, as if we didn’t know with her perpetually hanging toung, and how much she loves to smoke pot. Sigh.
I want Liam Hemsworth and Miley to get back together again so we don’t have to be subjected to this crap. He was obviously keeping her in check!
Naturally Miley’s sign reads: ”Happy F**king Halloween.” She forgot to include a pumpkin with the word “Molly” carved into it.