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While Halle Berry may have gone and debuted her baby bump on the red carpet for the first time since news broke of her pregnancy, Jenna Dewan Tatum has gone and done one better.

Channing Tatum’s wife is one pregnant lady who’s not shy to show off her baby bump—and why should she be?

“I thought my body was going to change so quickly with pregnancy that I’d freak out. But it was real gradual,” the 32-year-old actress told Glamour for their May issue. “There’s a reason women are pregnant for nine months; by the end, you’re ready to have this baby.”

Channing told E! News, his wife’s pregnancy is, “one of the sexiest things ever.”

“Channing has been great,” Jenna adds. “He takes the route of no confrontation, just support, saying things like, ‘Do whatever you want! What do you want to eat? I’m going to leave it up to you.’”

Can he be any more perfect?

“Who knows what kind of parents we’ll be? We have two dogs, so we’ve had some practice!”

I hope she realizes this little one will need a little more time and attention than her canines. But good luck you two!

People magazine never gets it right, but this year their choice wasn’t horrible. Based upon Channing Tatum’s sexiness in Magic Mike, he deserved this title.

Channing said that his wife Jenna calls him the Sexiest Man Alive at home now.

The former stripper turned actor said: “I like to be lean. If I get too bulky I can’t move well and I like to move. When I’m not training, I get really round and soft.”

I’m ready for Magic Mike 2 right now!

Channing Tatum may be easy on his side, but his penis may not be. I think they make slip covers to make ugly wieners prettier.

In the new issue of Details magazine, Channing talked about a recent mishap that happened during a film shoot. He was in Scotland filming a movie where he plays the part of a soldier, and there is a part in the film where he has to wade through freezing cold water.

The only way for the actors to warm up after the chilly shoot was to pour a mix of boiling water and river water down their wet suits. The crew guy who took the job of "warming up" Channing apparently forgot to add cold water to the mix.

"He poured scalding water down my suit. And I was trying to pull the suit away from my body to somehow get away from the boiling water, and the more I pulled the suit away, the lower the water went. It just went straight down and pretty much burned the skin off the head of my dick."

That's gotta hurt! Channing was rushed to a hospital, where he was given morphine for the pain and had his mangled wang patched up. He proudly says that he "had five guys looking at my shriveled, burned penis."

So if I ever take Channing hostage, I have to remember not to look at his dong, or it will ruin all of my fantasies.