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Gisele Bundchen Breastfeeding Daughter Photo: She’s #Multitasking

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Supermodel Gisele Bundchen must be on a mission to make new moms around the world feel bad about themselves. In her latest Instagram pic, the Brazilian goddess shows all those lazy mothers just how they should be getting ready for the day.

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While Gisele sits back in a chair breastfeeding her daughter Vivian, her minions set about attending to her nails, applying her make up and curling her hair. You can almost hear all the disheveled new mummies out there crying into their baby sick stained tops.

Of course, it doesn’t help that Gisele always looks immaculate and this pic only goes to prove that she never has an unglamorous moment in her life. Luckily the supermodel was modest enough to admit that she was operating on just “3 hours sleep” and that she had a whole lot of help to look this fabulous:

“What would I do without this beauty squad after the 15 hours flying and only 3 hours of sleep #multitasking#gettingready”

Breastfeeding seems to be an important topic for Gisele.  In 2011, she told Harper’s Bazaar magazine: “Some people here think they don’t have to breastfeed, and I think, ‘Are you going to give chemical food to your child, when they are so little? There should be a worldwide law, in my opinion, that mothers should breastfeed their babies for six months.”

Gisele is such an ignorant elitist. She’s always shaming mothers for not breastfeeding, bragging about how simple her home delivery was, how she didn’t gain much weight with her pregnancies and didn’t become a “garbage disposal” by eating junk food while pregnant. The woman has good genes, which allows her to bounce back after popping ‘em out, but she sounds like an idiot because she thinks she’s so self-righteous about what she believes is right for everyone. Not every mother has the resources and options that she does. Sigh.

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Vivian Lake: Picture of Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady’s Daughter is Here

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Gisele Bundchen is annoying. She started dating Tom Brady when he was engaged to his pregnant fiance Bridget then she made sure to get knocked up soon so she could compete with Tom's ex. Now Gisele has birthed Tom with two kids, a son and a daughter.

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Possibly rubbing salt into Bridget's wound, Gisele posted the picture a picture of daughter Vivian Lake with the caption: "Love is everything! Happy friday, much love to all." Ugh.

Gisele's daughter looks like her. She'd be cuter if she looked like her dad. She's looking huge for a two-month old. WTF.

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Gisele Bundchen Gives Birth to Daughter, Vivian LaKe

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Gisele Bundchen popped on Wednesday. The 32-year-old supermodel welcomed a daughter with husband Tom Brady at home in Boston. The New England Patriots quarterback now has two sons, John Monyahan, 5, and Benjamin, 3.

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Gisele posted the following message on her Facebook :

“We feel so lucky to have been able to experience the miracle of birth once again and are forever grateful for the opportunity to be the parents of another little angel.

“She is healthy and full of life. Thank you all for your support and well wishes. We wish you and your families many blessings.”

Gisele never confirmed that she was pregnant. In the past she has said that she would like a lot of kids. This is Gisele's second child with Brady. The couple married in 2009.

Congrats!!

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Gisele Bundchen: Pregnant Again!

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He may be having a hard time scoring another Super Bowl ring, but Tom Brady is having no trouble in the baby-making department. After weeks of rumors, a source has confirmed that Gisele Bundchen and Tom are expecting their second child together.

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"Yes, she is pregnant," the unidentified insider told Us Weekly. "They are both really happy!" Ok, so the source didn't provide a ton of specifics, but apparently, Gisele is three months along, which may explain why she's skipped out on recent public events.

Gisele and Tom have been married since 2009. They already have a son, Benjamin, together and Brady has a 4 year-old boy, Jack, from his previous relationship with actress Bridget Moynahan. Brady famously left Moynahan while she was pregnant, but we're sure Gisele has nothing to worry about. Even NFL quarterbacks don't dump Gisele.

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Gisele Bundchen: Topless For Vogue

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When she’s not pissing off her husband’s teammates by spouting off about things she doesn’t understand, Gisele Bundchen continues to be one of the world’s most recognizable models and the latest cover of French Vogue reminds us why.

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Not every model can accomplish the feat of taking off her top but getting everyone to look at her @ss. It takes skill. Or it takes turning your back to the camera and covering your butt in sand. Either way, Gisele pulls it off here and we’re not complaining.

No word on how Tom Brady feels about his wife’s revealing shoot, but we’re guessing he enjoys the opportunity to look at an @ss that’s not about to hike him a ball.

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Gisele Bundchen Defends Tom Brady, Upsets the Patriots

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Gisele Bundchen threw the New England Patriots’ wide receivers under the bus. Before the Super Bowl, Gisele emailed friends and family asking them to pray for her hubby. After the Super Bowl, a disappointed Gisele explained that the Patriots loss was not her hot husband’s fault.

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Gisele said: “My husband can not f****ing throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many times.”

The woman speaks the truth and I’ve never thought of football in such a literal way like Gisele described it, but she’s full of sh!t. That’s what you say behind closed doors, not in public.

Bundchen was answering someone who said “Eli owns your husband” when she said that.

Brady’s teammates are not impressed.

TMZ reports: Tom’s teammates feel betrayed by Gisele’s behavior — the Pats organization is a brotherhood and Gisele’s pot shot violated the code — which is basically … win as a team, lose as a team.

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Benjamin Brady: Pictures of Tom Brady’s Son With Gisele

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Tom Brady's son John with the ex-fiance he dumped for Gisele Bundchen is one of the cutest kids that I have ever seen! John just melts my ice cold heart. Benjamin Brady isn't as cute as John Moynahan, but Benjamin's still a chubby bundle of cuteness.

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Tom's wife Gisele looks like she adores Benjamin. She was spotted while out in the park with her friends on Saturday in New York. These pictures are precious.

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Benjamin Brady: Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen’s Son Makes His Debut

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The moment we've all been waiting for… drumroll or eyeroll please, here's a picture of Benjamin Brady!

 

Benjamin has some of the best genes ever: Tom Brady's hotness mixed with Gisele Bundchen's sexiness. As you can see, he looks like any other infant does! Awwww.

Gisele allowed Brazilian tabloid Quem to post the pictures of her little bundle of joy. Gisele gave birth to Benjamin in a bathtub in December. She's said that the delivery was very easy for her and she's thin again. She's just a lucky b*tch. I've gotten over Gisele being a homewrecker cause I'm sure Tommy is cheating on the road, or he will, so it's all good.

I wonder if Benjamin will grow up to be as cute as Tom Brady's first son John Moynahan, who happens to be ridiculously cute? There's not much to see here, all, but it's good to know that Gisele and Tom aren't hiding Ben from the media.

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Gisele Bundchen & Tom Brady Welcome A Baby Boy

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It's time to rejoice and do a cartwheel because a future football star and womanizer was born! It may be a little premature to call a newborn baby a womanizer, but don't say I didn't tell you so 20 years from now when he's making millions of dollars and bedding numerous ladies at one time. Why does that sound so familiar? Anyway…

 

According to People magazine, Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady welcomed a baby boy; but none of the deets have come out like what kind of crazy whacked out name are they sticking on the kid. Tommy boy has a 2 year-old son, John, from his previous relationship with Bridget Moynahan. Congrats on the new baby and not getting any more than two hours of sleep at a time over the next few months.

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Gisele Bundchen is Baby Bumpin’

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I don’t like homewreckers, therefore, I don’t like Gisele Bundchen. I also don’t like Gisele because she’s married to the gorgeousness that is Tom Brady. But I’m able to sleep at night knowing that 2 beautiful people = 1 ugly baby. And I hope that Gisele Bundchen’s baby gives Christina Aguilera’s creation with her bat boy husband a run for the fug trophy.

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Here’s the overpaid supermodel in a bikini on the beach. The pic was published on a Brazilian blog. We already know what’s going to happen here. Gisele is going to give birth, then every media outlet will ask her (and write articles about) how she lost her baby weight.

We already know the answer! Gisele is a naturally skinny woman who is destined to be thin via good genetics. THAT is the reason why she will be thin, like, six hours after giving birth. You can tell that Gisele is gaining all of her weight where she is carrying her child. But people will be gawking in wonder and amazement over how quickly Gisele gets small after the baby is here, which I find hilarious.

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