This fugly ass bitch ruined Shania Twain’s marriage. DOWNGRADE!
We got a Heather Locklear & Denise Richards situation on our hands. Shania Twain’s hubby was making sex with her close friend. Shania’s husband and his skank homewrecker whore have both left their spouses and are currently screwing right now! I’m being literal, folks. Cheaters are nymphos.
Sources close to the singer say she is reeling from a double betrayal ï¿½” not only by her husband of 14 years, music producer Robert “Mutt” Lange, but by a woman she considered a close friend.
Lange’s relationship with Marie-Anne Thiébaud, 37, a longtime secretary and house manager at Twain and Lange’s estate in Switzerland, was behind the breakup, say several sources familiar with the situation.
“Mutt and Marie-Anne left their spouses for each other and are still in a relationship,” says one source.
“Their two families would vacation and spend holidays together,” says the source. “Shania considered Marie-Anne one of her best friends.”
After the separation was announced Lange denied that he was in a relationship, saying, “It’s not true.”
Whatever the reason, Twain “is devastated,” says the insider. “This came out of left field.”
I remember listening to a Howard Stern show forever ago when he was saying women need to have fat ugly friends if they don’t want their husbands to cheat with their friends. So. Damn. True.
DAMN, I wish I had comments for this one, but I wanna throw out my billionth random thoughts on dis shit. Is it just me, or are gorgeous women frequently cheated on? Halle Berry, Shania Twain, Christie Brinkley, Carrie Underwood, me! Haha. It’s like beautiful women are cheated on at a higher rate than unattractive bitches. I know cheating isn’t about looks, and it’s a complicated issue. Some are in it for the emotional connection, others do it for the physical connection.
Q: Is it that the boyfriends and husbands of the unattractive women think they can’t get anyone hotter, so they don’t even bother? Why bang a second Rosie O’Donnell when you already have one at home?
Q: And is it that the guys with the hot girls, of course, wouldn’t mind banging more hot women or even less attractive women because the more the merrier, because they’ve already landed a hot chick.
If you’d care to share your thoughts, email me please by clicking the “CONTACT” tab at the top of the page. I’d LOVE to hear what you have to say about this (and I WILL POST YOUR COMMENTS tomorrow!) I seriously may lose sleep over this. I must know the answer!
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Hit me up yo.