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Justin Bieber: White House: “No Comment” On Deportation Petition

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Sometimes in this world, there are good ideas that are simply destined to die off quickly. In January, as the King Joffrey of the music world Justin Bieber was getting arrested for reckless driving and a DUI in Miami, a petition on the White House’s “We The People” website was created to revoke Bieber’s green card and boot him out of the country.

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Two hundred and seventy thousand signatures were gathered on the petition because, like Amy Winehouse, it was just beautiful to hear. On Saturday though we got a response from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue and…well, it wasn’t all that surprising if you think about it.

“Sorry to disappoint, but we won’t be commenting on this one,” they said in their official statement. “The We the People terms of participation state that, ‘to avoid the appearance of improper influence, the White House may decline to address certain procurement, law enforcement, adjudicatory, or similar matters properly within the jurisdiction of federal departments or agencies, federal courts, or state and local government in its response to a petition.’”

It was a very nice dream while it lasted. Maybe we can try a trade with Canada, Bieber for Toronto Mayor Rob Ford. At least with Ford we’d get the occasional laugh and awesome football field pratfall. Also, he’d be able to log some time in rehab for crack and his “drunken stupors.” I’d certainly be cool with that.

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Justin Bieber Poses Like James Deen in Instagram Pic

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Justin Bieber posted a photo of James Dean and a picture of himself, posing like James. The jokes write themselves with this kid! James was hot, Justin looks like a lesbian. There is no comparison here.

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Just like the videos he posted of himself dancing with Selena Gomez, it’s pretty obvious that Biebus enjoys getting people all worked up. Justin posted the picture above with the caption: ”This is James Dean inspired. Don’t ask me if I smoke ciggys cuz I don’t.”

James Dean became one of the world’s most famous pop culture icons of the 1950s, and was best known for his role as a rebellious teen in Rebel Without a Cause. Dean’s career was cut short by a fatal car crash on September 30th, 1955, but his memory still lives.

Robert Pattinson films his new movie, Life, characterizing the friendship between Dean and Life photographer Dennis Stock.

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Justin Bieber Plea Deal in the Works for Egging Incident

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Justin Bieber didn’t want to accept the initial plea deal that was offered, which would require him to submit to drug tests, but Justin’s lawyer has something else in the works.
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Justin will be charged for allegedly egging his neighbor’s house but the case won’t go to trial and it will not be a felony charge, just a misdemeanor. That sounds about right! Egging isn’t that serious.

TMZ says “The L.A. County D.A. has contacted Bieber’s lawyer, Howard Weitzman, and asked for a meeting to discuss restitution for the egging damage — which the neighbor puts at $20K.

“The discussion between Weitzman and the prosecutor will center around paying for the damage, and pleading no contest to misdemeanor vandalism.  Bieber would serve no jail time and be placed on informal probation.

The D.A. and the L.A. County Sheriff’s Dept. aren’t seeing eye to eye on this one.

The Sheriff wants Bieber charged with a FELONY because the egging was intentional and it caused a huge amount of damage but the D.A. doesn’t think the crime deserves a felony charge and says a misdemeanor is more appropriate.

The case is expected to be resolved, and closed, as early as next week. Now Justin just needs to make his paparazzo lawsuit go away.

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Hugo Hesney: Justin Bieber’s Bodyguard Faces Felony Charges

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Justin Bieber’s bodyguard turned bestie, Hugo Hesney, is facing felony charges for 2 separate assaults.

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Hesney is being charged with assaulting a photographer and assaulting a police officer. He tried to accompany Biebus when he flew to Toronto last week, but was turned away at customs because of his pending criminal cases. Justin paid for him to fly back to the States.

According to TMZ: Hesney has become Bieber’s main man … not just a bodyguard but someone Bieber relies on for advice.  Bieber said in his now-infamous deposition … he trust Hesney to give him straight answers.

TMZ actually said that when Hugo doesn’t work, he doesn’t get paid. Lol. NO SH!T! Justin can still remain friendly with Hugo and we’re sure that are several qualified beefcakes who can guard him at any time. The last thing Justin needs is to lose an ally right now, but they’ll both just deal with it.

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Seth Rogen Says Justin Bieber is Obnoxious and Ungrateful

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Seth Rogen Tweeted that Justin Bieber is a piece of sh!t and he repeated that statement on Watch What Happens Live on Wednesday.

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Rogen explained why he isn’t running Justin’s fansite, saying: “In my opinion, Justin Bieber is a piece of sh-t. He seems like he’s obnoxious and ungrateful, insincere, and he puts people’s lives at danger and overall he acts like a piece of sh-t.”

He also explained what happened when he ran into Yeezy after his “Bound 2″ music video parody:

“I’ve seen both Kim and Kanye since that video came out, actually. And they both think it’s really funny, thank God! I was worried because I’m a big Kanye West fan, like a huge Kanye West fan. I saw him in New York, And [he] pointed to my wife [Lauren Miller], like ‘how come she wasn’t on the motorcycle?’ But he was pleased and humored by the experience.”

I can’t really co-sign on what Seth is saying because he isn’t Justin’s friend, he doesn’t know him personally and he’s never had Justin’s level of fame as a teenager. I don’t think any famous person should weigh in on the tiny pieces of info they read about on TMZ. Justin has plenty of time to mature and get it right, but at this rate, all of his beliebers may not be around by the time he cleans up his act!

As for Kanye, that’s what I’d expect him to do – laugh off the spoof because it was funny. I don’t think we’ll be seeing Kimmy K used as a topless prop in another one of Yeezy’s videos.

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Justin Bieber, Kim Kardashian, Miley Cyrus Top Forbes’ Overexposed List

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Forbes magazine has compiled a list of the most overexposed celebrities. Topping the overexposed list is difficult to do, considering that more than 6,600 celebs could have scored the label.

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Justin Bieber is the most overexposed star, according to the business magazine. Justin’s antics have been making headlines for more than the past year now. He’s managed to damage his cookie cutter image with just one sizzurp cup and a few pot smoking photos and it’s been downhill for Justin ever since. Living in Calabasas also didn’t work out for Biebus. He needs his own island.

Kim Kardashian comes in at no.2. North West’s mom will always be overexposed. Now that she’s Kanye West’s baby mama and fiancé, we’ve given up all hope.

Lindsay Lohan comes in at no.3 and then there’s Miles.

In the fourth slot is the white woman who put what black women have been doing for decades on the map. Miley Cyrus shocked everyone with her VMA performance and she’s been clinging to her 15 minutes by smoking weed on stage, trying to be as raunchy as possible, and frequently going nude.

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Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez Dancing Instagram Videos

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Jelena is on again and Justin Bieber’s posted videos of the couple dancing together to prove it. I like this couple and I love these videos that Justin posted on his Instagram. Justin and Selena should tour together, or perform together sometime.

 
This is sexy. I love John Legend’s song that’s playing in the background. Selena looks hot. They’re both doing a great job with their choreography. I swear they are never going to leave each other alone. They’re going to keep getting back together and breaking up over and over again until they’re married. Jelena is what Rihanna and Chris Brown used to be until Breezy got smart enough to ditch Riri for good.

Justin has since removed the videos from his Instagram!

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Khloe Kardashian Buys Justin Bieber’s Home

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Khloe Kardashian needs her family right now, and a brand new mansion, so she’s purchased the Calabasas mansion that Justin Bieber fled after neighbors and police made him want to GTFO.

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Bieber made the decision to live elsewhere in January because he felt trapped in his own home.

TMZ reports: “Bieber bought the house in 2012 for just over $6 mil. Real  estate sources tell TMZ … Khloe bought the home for $7.2  million. As for Khloe … she sold  her Tarzana estate to “Big Bang Theory”  star Kaley Cuoco for $5.49 mil.”

Kourtney Kardashian bought the house nearby first. Now the K sisters will be neighbors.

Welp, I knew this was going to happen. Khloe and Kourtney have always been very close. Now that they’ll be permanent neighbors, not just when they’re filming a ‘Taking Miami’ reality show, they’re just going to become much closer and Kimmy will feel even more shut out. Luckily Kim will always have Yeezus to rant to about her problems. He probably gets more worked up about everything than she ever could.

Congrats to Khloe. Someone recently stole $250,000 worth of jewelry from the home she shared with Lamar Odumb.

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Justin Bieber Deposition Video Leaked

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Justin Bieber was forced to answer a bunch of questions that have sh!t to do with his bodyguard attacking a paparazzo. I’m thinking that Biebus should have just paid the photog off because this is way more annoying. Justin answered questions for 4.5 hours and TMZ claims that the now 20-year-old was “arrogant, love sick, contentious, and dumb.” He gets particularly upset when he’s asked about girlfriend Selena Gomez and his manager Scooter Braun. I beg to differ. I doubt TMZ’s staff, or anyone for that matter, would be polite when answering a sh!tload of ridiculous questions for 5 hours. Justin’s no saint. But the paparazzo’s lawyer is rarely on topic, as you can see by his questions in the video below.

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Jelena is Back Together

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Justin Bieber is back together with his muse. The happy couple has been spotted a few times while out together in Texas, Selena’s home state.

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Jelena was spotted at Starbucks together and then a restaurant. They also hit up a perfume store where  Biebus bought two colognes. Selena is in Texas because she has a concert there. Justin, meanwhile, has no obligations down South, other than having sex with his beautiful on-again girlfriend.

On Friday Jelena went to a dance studio for 2 hours where they rehearsed with a choreographer. TMZ reports: “The door  was covered with a plastic mat during the sesh … and security stood guard. The owner says the couple seemed “really close and into each other.”

Justin and Selena are one of my favorite celebrity couples. I just think that no harm can come out of them being together. Justin is a better man when he’s with Selena, and she just can’t seem to resist him either. The Biebs complimented his ex on Instagram, saying she looked hot at the Oscars, than within days they’re spending their nights together in Texas? Justin knows how to get what he wants.

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