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Renee Graziano meets with a plastic surgeon to talk about her “full body makeover” where the surgeon will be “cutting you all the way around your body, taking your skin up, taking the fat out. They inject it into your ass, sew it all together and then you’re perfect.” She says she’s getting her body “today, and will be skinny tomorrow.”

While on the operating table, Renee says that she’s thinking of Kanye West’s late mother. Great timing!

Carla Facciolo and Drita D’Avanzo meet up at Carla’s house. They haven’t hung out for a while, Drita says. But aren’t they supposed to be such good friends?! Drita and Carla lay out in their bikinis, both looking smoking hawt! More T&A please. Drita says that she wants to hit the woman her husband cheated on her with with a crowbar “for general purposes,” lol.

Renee wakes up from surgery talking about how bad her pain is, saying the medications aren’t working. It’s a little too real, a little too sad. Renee accidentally ripped her stiches open by moving in bed. She lost so much blood, she “almost died!”

Karen Gravano calls Renee to see how she’s doing in the hospital. Renee says that she lost 6.3 pints of blood and her body went cold!! Damn. Renee says that Carla sent her one text on the day of her surgery and hasn’t contacted her since to see if she’s okay, which is unacceptable. Word! Carla says that she wishes that Renee would have gone with her to the gym because her surgery “wasn’t worth it.” Well that was sensitive, Carla.

Renee tells Karen that she came out of surgery looking “ugly” and that her surgery has taken her depression to a level she never thought she’d get to. Renee says that she should have just gone to the gym. This sh!t is too sad for me. I need some drama, the kind that doesn’t involve any tears.

Karen tells newcomer Ramona Rizzo that Drita is lying and telling everyone that she kicked her ass and now Karen wants to fight Drita. Nevermind that months have gone by since Drita and Karen last saw each other. They’ve both had ample time to fight or makeup already, but the cameras weren’t rolling so they didn’t. Just sayin’!

Renee is talking to a new therapist this season, a guy who, unlike her counselor last season, truly seems interested in helping her and is also kind of hawt. I love him. Renee tells him about getting depressed after her surgery and that Carla didn’t visit her in the hospital after her surgery. Her therapist advises her to avoid seeing Carla because he doesn’t want a fight to break out.

The premiere ends with Renee’s “Celebration of Life” party where Karen confronts Drita and Drita throws the first blow at Ramona Rizzo or Karen (I couldn’t tell), but we’ll find out next week!

Ramona Rizzo is the cute girl who has joined the cast of Mob Wives. She’s besties with Karen Gravano and she doesn’t like Drita D’Avanzo just cause. Renee Graziano‘s ex-husband Junior also has a more prominent role this season, as you can see. Junior posed for the promotional photo shoot.

I know the network is keeping its mobster theme going, but the dim lighting and the costumes are too over the top. These broads only wear tank tops and jeans most of the time so they can fight someone. Like, none of these women are women are likable, which means that I’ll definitely be tuning in!

They’re baaaaaackk! The “ladies” of Vh1′s hit show Mob Wives are back, along with new castmember Ramona Rizzo, to bring more cursing, hair pulling, drinking, and sh!t talking to Vh1. Staten Island, represent! This season it looks like the ladies are really hyping up the drama (acting) for the cameras, but I don’t mind. It’s fun listening to these broads talk with their thick Jersey accents! Renee Graziano is looking hot, Karen Gravano thinks she’s gangsta, Drita D’Avanzo finally filed for divorce, and Carla Facciolo still just remains kinda there. You don’t wanna miss these videos. Jump in!

How ridiculous is the promo poster and ad for Mob Wives season 2? Just as ridiculous as the show! Original castmembers Drita D’Avanzo, Renee Graziano, Karen Gravano and Carla Facciolo are back, along with newcomer Ramona Rizzo.

Drita has finally decided to leave her abusive husband, who is still serving time behind bars, but she still has beef with Karen. I think Drita’s jealous of Karen cause Karen has her freedom, and she didn’t waste as much time with Drita’s man as she did… Check it out. I think this promo is genius. The music alone reminds me that season 2 airs on New Year’s Day.

The episode begins with all of the women screaming at each other in Renee Graziano’s house because her “cage fight” dinner party is “on and poppin!” Karen Gravano starts telling Drita D’Avanzo that Drita should have told her that she started dating Karen’s ex-boyfriend, Lee D’Avanzo. Drita says that they weren’t talking for years.

Renee butts in and says that Karen’s upset because “it’s about friendship” and Drita says, “Is it about friendship or is it that your new man doesn’t pound you out good enough like Lee did?” Gasp.

Renee tells Drita that she should tell Karen that she’s sorry for hurting Karen. Karen starts crying. Drita walks up to Karen, hugs her and apologizes. We’re so glad this high school bullsh!t is ovah.

Carla Facciolo and Renee then hug it out too. Renee says that she’s taking Carla’s relationship too personally.

Drita shows up at Carla’s house the day after Renee’s dinner to talk sh!t with Carla. Drita says that she did not even get to eat at Renee’s dinner! Carla’s so annoyed about the situation that her Jersey (but she says she’s from Brooklyn) accent is now coming through more than ever.

Drita says that she’ll just shoot them all the next time there’s drama like this. ‘Guns! Bullets! Murder! Muahahahahaha!’ Violence is funny to these chicks.

Karen and Renee meet up for lunch. Renee says that she will have her ex-husband Junior handle Carla’s boyfriend if Carla’s boyfriend upsets her again. Renee says that her ex-husband is living in her house right now to spend as much time with her son as possible before he’ll be sent to jail soon.

Renee also reveals that she “should be in a sexually active relationship.” WHO SAYS THAT?! Renee claims that dating is difficult, but anyone can see that part of the reason why it’s “difficult” is because Renee is clearly not over her ex-husband and she’s not even trying.

Carla goes out with two of her friends. She says that she never knew her husband would go to jail and that heir marriage looked perfect from the outside.

Back at Renee’s crib, she’s giving online dating a try and Drita is there to help her set up a profile. Renee brags that she’s going to put her boyfriend through a lot of drama before looking at website members and claiming that they all “look like cheaters.”

Drita says that being with someone in prison “is like a long distance relationship.” WHATEVER HELPS YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT, DRITA. Drita calls her 3 year-old daughter out from her room to look at the sexy photos Drita took for her husband. Drita’s 3 year-old says “I like you naked.” Haha.

Carla says that her husband is coming out “in weeks” after being in jail for 6 years. We’re back at Renee’s house where her depressed looking friend listens to Renee talk about “psychos” who want to date her online. Renee flips out and deletes her online profile. She’s all bark, no bite! Dating isn’t that serious. Relax woman.

Renee talks to her therapist and they decide that she needs to soften up and that she’s not ready to start dating again.

Drita’s husband calls to tell her that he received her sexy photos. He asks her “How big are your t!ts?!” Drita says that a small part of her wonders why she’s making Lee happy when she isn’t happy. Drita is so pathetic. She says that she wants her family to work. The episode ends with Drita ending her conversation with Lee, if only she would also end her relationship with him as well.

… I like it when these broads are fighting. It just isn’t the same when hair isn’t being tugged on and every other word isn’t bleeped out.

For those that love an intense catfight, this week’s episode of Mob Wives did not disappoint! Like many fights between females, the source of the ongoing conflicts – Renee vs. Carla and Karen vs. Drita – all boils down to two men. Chicks before dicks, ladies!

The episode begins with Drita D’Avanzo telling Carla Facciolo about Karen Gravano showing up at her house and talking sh!t about her husband Lee D’Avanzo. Carla calls the Lee situation “ancient history.” Karen says that there’s no coming back from that fight.

Karen meets with Renee Graziano to tell her what happened at Drita’s house. Renee adds fuel to the fire, saying that Karen should have called Drita a coward and demanded an apology. During her confessional interview segment, Karen continues to talk with her hands like she’s a rapper flowing on the mic.

Lee D’avanzo calls his sexy wife Drita who STILL blushes every single time she mentions her husband’s name. Drita says “Once Lee and I make up, the phone’s ringing off the hook!” Lee tells Drita to get a new tattoo on the back of her neck before asking her to send some photos of her “tits and ass.” Drita tells him not to hurt himself and she agrees to send ‘em.

Carla meets up with Renee, but the ladies aren’t seeing eye to eye on Drita and Karen’s “Your-husband-is-my-ex-boyfriend-you-should-have-told-me-you-were-with-him” high school drama. Renee tells Carla that Carla deserves to be with a better boyfriend. Carla defends her man and then Renee tells Carla that she’s having a dinner at her house on Sunday and she doesn’t want any drama. Translation: Drama’s goin’ down! Or “It’s on and poppin!” like Drita and Carla said.

Renee says that her ex-husband “really loved my lettahs” and she wants to create a website where people log on, submit their info, and she sends cards to inmates so that her site’s users don’t have to worry about corresponding with their locked up loved ones. It’s a good idea EXCEPT for the reality that receiving cards sent from a company isn’t going to feel nearly as personal as letters and packages that don’t come from a third party. How disappointing for the inmates!

Drita says that her abusive husband bought her a lot of things and she blushes again. It’s equally as endearing as it is disturbing. Drita’s 3 year-old daughter Gizelle is too cute for words! Theree’s no way that I can capture how cute Gizelle was during a scene where Gizelle is dressing up in her mom Drita’s clothes and telling her mom that she looks beautiful whenever Drita tries something on.

Carla tells Drita that Renee is talking about Carla’s man and Drita says, Renee is “DJ I Contradict Myself. She speaks of loyalty. You leave the room, she talks sh!t about you.” Um, okay.

Drita gets in a white bikini and goes to a photo studio to pose for pictures for her incarcerated hubby. Drita looks at the photos and says “Damn, my body looks good. WTF!” Lol. She doesn’t own a mirror.

Renee says that Carla’s boyfriend sent her a text telling her to keep his name out of her mouth. Renee then called him up and went off on him. And now it’s time for this “no drama” dinner that Renee is having at her house although she’s still tense after receiving a text from Carla’s man.

Drita shows up and reveals the MASSIVE evil eye tattoo she just got on the back of her neck. TACKY.

Carla laughs when Renee says that she doesn’t lie. Renee gives Carla evil eyes. Oooooohhhhhhh! Renee says that she “might enhance a story,” but she does not lie. To prove her innocence, Renee starts crying. Carla doesn’t care and says that her relationship is none of Renee’s business.

Renee tells Carla, “When you boyfriend drinks he likes to touch!” Carla tells Renee that she’s jealous cause she’s not as hot as she is. Karen then arrives right on cue and talks about Carla’s man, saying: “He stuck his motherf*ckin’ finger practically up my a*s!” when he met Karen. Carla says that she stands right there when her man flirts and therefore it doesn’t matter.

Next, Carla calls Renee a bitch and it’s definitely “on and poppin’!” A cat fight breaks out. The fight continues next week and Renee says “My beautiful Sunday dinner has turned into a cage fight.” You started it!