Renee Graziano meets with a plastic surgeon to talk about her “full body makeover” where the surgeon will be “cutting you all the way around your body, taking your skin up, taking the fat out. They inject it into your ass, sew it all together and then you’re perfect.” She says she’s getting her body “today, and will be skinny tomorrow.”
While on the operating table, Renee says that she’s thinking of Kanye West’s late mother. Great timing!
Carla Facciolo and Drita D’Avanzo meet up at Carla’s house. They haven’t hung out for a while, Drita says. But aren’t they supposed to be such good friends?! Drita and Carla lay out in their bikinis, both looking smoking hawt! More T&A please. Drita says that she wants to hit the woman her husband cheated on her with with a crowbar “for general purposes,” lol.
Renee wakes up from surgery talking about how bad her pain is, saying the medications aren’t working. It’s a little too real, a little too sad. Renee accidentally ripped her stiches open by moving in bed. She lost so much blood, she “almost died!”
Karen Gravano calls Renee to see how she’s doing in the hospital. Renee says that she lost 6.3 pints of blood and her body went cold!! Damn. Renee says that Carla sent her one text on the day of her surgery and hasn’t contacted her since to see if she’s okay, which is unacceptable. Word! Carla says that she wishes that Renee would have gone with her to the gym because her surgery “wasn’t worth it.” Well that was sensitive, Carla.
Renee tells Karen that she came out of surgery looking “ugly” and that her surgery has taken her depression to a level she never thought she’d get to. Renee says that she should have just gone to the gym. This sh!t is too sad for me. I need some drama, the kind that doesn’t involve any tears.
Karen tells newcomer Ramona Rizzo that Drita is lying and telling everyone that she kicked her ass and now Karen wants to fight Drita. Nevermind that months have gone by since Drita and Karen last saw each other. They’ve both had ample time to fight or makeup already, but the cameras weren’t rolling so they didn’t. Just sayin’!
Renee is talking to a new therapist this season, a guy who, unlike her counselor last season, truly seems interested in helping her and is also kind of hawt. I love him. Renee tells him about getting depressed after her surgery and that Carla didn’t visit her in the hospital after her surgery. Her therapist advises her to avoid seeing Carla because he doesn’t want a fight to break out.
The premiere ends with Renee’s “Celebration of Life” party where Karen confronts Drita and Drita throws the first blow at Ramona Rizzo or Karen (I couldn’t tell), but we’ll find out next week!