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Can someone give Kim Kardashian some maternity style tips because this foolishness needs to stop.

Her most recent outing including a pair of tight nude and clear heels that looked like they were cutting off her circulation. I mean, OMG! I have never seen feet being squeezed so hard, it’s amazing she could even walk.

The rest of the outfit is okay, but it looks like her feet are going to have to be cut out of those shoes.

Ok, we all know that ever since she started dating Kanye West, she’s been trying to appear stylish and he’s usually the one picking out her outfits, but even he wouldn’t allow this to happen, right? No one thought to step in and tell her that this isn’t a good look.

Just looking at her feet makes me sad.

Contrary to reports, Kim Kardashian will be taking the baby on tour with Kanye West after it’s born.

It’s been reported that Kim was furious after Kanye announced that he would be going on tour three months after the birth of their child, but Kim has figured out how to keep the family together.

The couple has already asked that a crib be put in the tour bus and they’re searching for soundproof hotel rooms. The only question left is whether Kanye plans to make this an international tour, in which case, things are going to get a bit tricky!

Tags: Celebrity Babies, Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Kim Kardashian pregnant

Kanye West did not start the weekend off on the right foot. The infamous baby daddy to be struck his head Friday on a low street sign while walking down the sidewalk (unfortunately not caught on camera) before heading into an L.A. restaurant.

A little rattled by the incident, he emerged minutes later from the restaurant, screaming at the cameraman to stop taking photos. In the hustle and bustle, it’s unclear if any physical contact was made between Mr. West and the pap (who was exclaiming he had “just gotten there” and meant no harm). But one thing is for certain: Kim K’s pregnancy hormones must be contagious.

Kanye was spotted this morning bruised and battered (ouch!), proving that sign really did some damage to his forehead, and probably his ego too.

I mean, we get it: having dozens of crazies following you and your pregnant girlfriend around 24/7 must be a bit agonizing. But this is reminiscent of playground days, when another eight-year-old would fall down at recess and be upset with everyone else because of their own clumsy @ss. Just keep calm and carry on, Kanye!

Tags: Kanye West, Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian has gained a lot of weight now that she’s pregnant. While tabloids are reporting that Kimmy is clocking in at 200lbs., which is likely untrue, one thing’s for certain, those t!ts are massive. Gawd dayum!

Kim is well endowed in the T&A department and she’s never been skinny. Still, we’re shocked to see that she could easily feed a small village or two with all the milk she’s carrying around in those things.

Kim has been complaining about how “painful” pregnancy is because everything hurts. You can tell that Kimmy hates being knocked up, or photographed while pregnant. Will she get her tubes along with a post-delivery tummy tuck?

Tags: Boobs, Kim Kardashian, Kim Kardashian pregnant

It’s too late to distance yourself now Kanye, you’re stuck with Kim Kardashian forever.

Apparently, since Kanye West and Kim Kardashian made their baby announcement, which was 111 days ago, they’ve only spent 26 days together. Kanye has been in Paris working on his album and Kim has been in the US filming Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

Something seems a little off.

Sure Kanye might feel really inspired in Paris, but I’m sure he could have made an album in LA to be closer to Kim. Maybe this has something to do with Kim’s divorce case, but I doubt it. Why would you want to spend so much time away from you baby mama?

Maybe Yeezy has finally realized that the girl of his dreams isn’t so dreamy after all.

Tags: Kanye West, Kim Kardashian

Good call, Kris!

It’s being reported that Kim Kardashian and Kris Humpries have settled their almost year long battle. Sources close to Kris say that the basketball player won’t be showing up to court, but after realizing that he wasn’t going to win the case with allegations of fraud he decided to soften his position.

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Right now the settlement is confidential, but it’s pretty clear that this was a divorce and not an annulment, which is what Kris was pursuing. However, with good news comes bad new. And, the bad news is that Kris will be fined for not showing up to court.

These two had the shortest marriage and the longest divorce battle ever.

Tags: Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries

Pregnancy hormones will make your body do crazy things and Kim Kardashian totally freaking out about it. Kim’s pregnancy has triggered regrowth of all the hair she’d removed through laser treatments. And, since she’s pregnant and can’t get the treatments done to get rid of the unsightly hair she’s been forced to wax.

The reality TV star is used to looking her best at all times, so the reappearance of hair is probably driving her crazy.

Really, how bad can it be? But, I guess if she’s freaking out this much it must be pretty bad. Kim has already scheduled appointments to get the hair removed after she gives birth.

Hopefully, we can catch a glimpse of her in all her hairy glory before she gives birth, I’d love to see how bad it actually gets. But, I’m sure she’s freaking out about nothing.

Tags: Kim Kardashian, Kim Kardashian pregnant

If you were losing any sleep wondering if the Kimye baby is okay while growing in Kim Kardashian’s infested womb, turns out Kimberly is finally coming to terms with her ~~publicity stunt~~ pregnancy. She’s no longer wearing clothes that are too tight for her.

Khloe Kardashian says: “I think she’s finally feeling great about her pregnancy. There’s an awkward time, you’re not really showing, you don’t feel like your old self.”

Kim’s maternity fashion at the MTV Movie Awards was appropriate and she hasn’t worn anything ridiculously tight recently, as you can see. Hopefully she’ll keep it that way.