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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Trailer: Meet Joyce Giraud and Carlton Gebbia

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Bravo has changed it up and added two new women to the cast of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Per usual, they aren’t afraid to get down and dirty in front of the camera. Joyce Giraud and Carlton Gebbia are replacing Camille Grammer and Adrienne Maloof.

While you may recognize Carlton from her role on The Young and the Restless, Joyce was named second runner up in the 1988 Miss Universe pageant, and was later featured in episodes of “Baywatch” and Dude Where’s My Car?

So what do the other Beverly Hills housewives have to say about their new co-stars? “Carlton is a bad@ss. She’s hot! I like her!” Brandi Glanville said. Was that before or after Brandi kissed her?

As for Joyce, “She’s beautiful and bubbly,” Kyle Richards said. “But you don’t want to be on her bad side.”

This season features a cheating scandal, health problems, girl on girl action, and the scripted new feud between former friends Brandi and Lisa Vanderpump. Season 4 premieres on November 4th on Bravo. Joyce and Carlton will be more entertaining than Camille and  Adrienne for sure because they want their contracts renewed. Looks interesting!

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Video

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Season 4 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was filled with drama from the start. Brandi Glanville exposed that Adrienne Maloof used a surrogate, which prompted Adrienne to threaten to sue her and then quit the show. Yolanda Foster joined the cast, Taylor Armstrong has a new boyfriend, Dana Wilkey is drunk as hell, the women traveled to Paris and Adrienne and Paul filed for divorce. Kyle’s friend Faye Resnick was also constantly stirring things up, and, well, you know the rest. Check this video out! Bravo sometimes stretches out these reunions to 3-part specials sometimes. It’s disappointing that this year’s RHOBH reunion will only be two episodes.

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 3 Trailer Released

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Some of the most famous single women in Los Angeles who go by the title of “Housewives” are back for more drama on season 3 of one of Bravo’s most popular shows.

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Yolanda Hadid, the wife of music mogul David Foster, has joined the cast. Marisa Zanuck is also a newbie. If you don’t know who’s who, it doesn’t matter – all these b!tches are blonde and fake. It’s hard to tell them apart.

Brandi Glanville is fighting with Adrienne Maloof’s now estranged husband. Lisa Vanderpump’s husband is also arguing, Kim Richards is supposed to be sober but still sounds drunk, Camille Grammer and her new boyfriend Dimitri kiss, and Adrienne’s house is on fire. It’s shocking to see the men acting like middle-aged Mean Girls now. Season 3 premieres on November 5.

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Kyle Richards Advice: ‘If You Cheat Once, Don’t Tell’

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Kyle Richards of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills appeared on Good Morning America to promote her new book “Life Is Not a Reality Show,” and she said that when someone cheats, “You get a free pass.”

Kyle says that she knew that people would get upset with her for saying it, but when it comes to marriage and infidelity, someone who cheats once needs to deal with their indiscretion without telling their spouse.

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“If you cheat once, don’t tell. You get a free pass… If this really was a one time mistake, and you did not put this person in jeopardy, I personally think you should deal with it with yourself.”

Kyle says that she advised one of her female friends to keep quiet and that “many, many, many years later they’re happy and together.”

I agree with Kyle. Many people believe that if someone cheats once, that person is destined to keep cheating, but I think it depends on the person. Kyle isn’t advocating cheating, but she’s just saying that folks should keep quiet if it happens once, which I wholeheartedly agree with. A one-night stand with some random ho is far different than having multiple, ongoing affairs. The only problem is that a one-night stand could be a catalyst to habitual cheating. It’s a slippery slope, but I agree with what she’s saying based upon the circumstances.

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Kyle Richards Book, “Life is Not a Reality Show,” is Out

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When you’re on a reality show and you title your book “Life Is Not a Reality Show,” you’ve already told us everything we need to know: You’re not creative and your book is garbage! Thanks Kyle! Real Housewives of Beverly Hills diva b!tch Kyle Richards “wrote” a book filled with tips on how to be a wife and mother of four.

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In a video promo posted on Amazon, Kyle claims that she also gives tips on how to get a good man and keep him. She’s a modest one.

Kyle’s book went on sale yesterday. What is her target demographic? Women who are married, have four daughters, and call 911 if they can’t find nail polish?

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Ken Blumenfeld: Kim Richards’ New Boyfriend Concerns Kyle Richards

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On last Sunday’s episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kim Richards told her sister Kyle Richards that she has secretly been dating Ken Blumenfeld for the past year. Kim told Kyle that she’s moving in with her new man and Kyle started crying.

Ken has yet to win Kyle over. She blogged: “When Kim told me she was moving in with her neighbor Ken, I was so disappointed and worried to be honest. I know my sister very well. I thought that if this was someone she really cared for, we would have known about him a long time ago.”

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In Kim’s defense, Ken looks like an anteater. I wouldn’t want my friends and family meeting him either.

Kyle continued: “…I do not know Ken. I have heard things that put me off, however, if Kim truly is happy, I will support her. I just don’t feel she is…”

Married people and people in relationships always feel superior to those who are single. I think Kyle needs to let Kim have her moment. Kim’s first husband was murdered and she has spent many years being alone. Kim deserves to be happy too, even if her boyfriend looks like a swamp creature.

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Kyle Richards is Doing Damage Control

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Brandi Glanville suggested that Kim Richards is on drugs on Monday’s episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Kyle Richards quickly came to her defense and she began yelling at Brandi. The mother of four looked like a psycho b!tch, and now she’s trying to clean up the mess she’s made.

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“Last night’s episode was tough to see, and I think I was on edge before the evening had begun,” Kyle said.

Kyle claims that she and her sister “were working very hard on mending our relationship,” at the time and she had to jump in because “It was hard for me to see my sister come under attack.”

Kyle received severe backlash after she attacked Kim last season. She’s been trying to repair her image ever since.

Kyle added: “I love my sister and was feeling very protective of her and I realize that did not bring out the best in me. I am not proud of my behavior. I am not a mean person.” She acts like it though. Everyone totally sucks on the show except for Brandi and Camille Grammer.

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Brandi Glanville Fights With Kyle and Kim Richards

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This week's episode brought us back to the tired Mean Girls theme that has put Bravo and the Real Housewives franchise on the map. Lisa Vanderpump's daughter got engaged to her boyfriend, but no one cares about that! Brandi Glanville accuses crackhead Kim Richards of being a crackhead. We'll focus on what led up to the Brandi vs. Kyle and Kim showdown. Hint: Because Kyle and her sister have the maturity level of preschoolers, they decide that they don't like newcomer Brandi and therefore should clown her whenever possible.

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Taylor Armstrong goes over to Dana Wilkey's house where Dana announces that she doesn't cook. Dana is still hurt over Brandi's comments and she says "I'm still trying to get over the barbecue." She then says that Brandi mentions "The C-O-C-K word," which made her uncomfortable. I take it that Dana's a virgin who doesn't have any gay friends.

In the kitchen, Taylor asks Dana, "Do you think Betty Crocker had good biceps because this is so hard to stir?!" as she stirs chocolate chip cookie dough in a bowl. Call in the Mexican chef! Hard labor might cause Taylor to break a nail and then she'll have to "take you out back and pull some Oklahoma on your ass!"

Adrienne Maloof and Kyle Richards meet up for their scheduled 'What Do You Think of The Women Who Aren't Here Right Now?' scene in the script. Adrienne asks Kyle what she thinks  of Brandi and Kyle pretends that she doesn't like her because "some of the things that she says is tacky." Right. Kyle doesn't like Brandi because she feels threatened by her. It's obvious.

Adrienne, who is friends with Brandi, tells Kyle that Brandi's a sweet girl. Kyle then mentions that Brandi's son peed on Dana's lawn as if that's another justifiably reason why she should exclude her from their clique.

It's now time for Adrienne, who just interviewed Kyle, to run back and inform Brandi of what Kyle said about her. Instead, diplomatic Adrienne just tells Brandi to have a thick skin… I'm loving Adrienne's hat, glasses and earrings so much that I'm not even hearing what she's saying. Just being real!

Brandi is playing the victim on the show and I really feel for her when she reveals that she's trying to make her own friends since her divorce with Eddie Cibrian. Brandi says she's afraid to invite "the girls" to something because they may not come. So sad!

Kyle shows up at Dana's mansion so that Dana can tell her that she's wearing Valentino shorts and Fendi heels. Brandi also arrives at Dana's for her game night party, and Kyle and Brandi are so awkward together, it's uncomfortable to watch, even from your friggin' couch!

 

Camille Grammer arrives and talks sh!t about the lack of food and furniture at Dana's pad. Bravo tells Adrienne that she can't attend the party so that Brandi can confront the other b!tches, so Adrienne tells Dana she can't make it. Now Brandi is all by her lonesome at the party.

Taylor is shocked by how much Dana is trying to get the women to like her. "I feel like Dana was trying too hard. It wasn't Dana," Taylor says. You're not alone Taylor!

Alcoholic Kim shows up  and Kyle goes in the bathroom with her to apply Kim's makeup. Back in the kitchen, Dana tells Kim that she has her back because she needs "another good girl," and then Kim retreats to the bathroom again.

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Brandi thinks that no one's bladder is that small. "I was a model in Europe in the '90s. I've had my fair share of people on drugs," Brandi says. "It was very obvious that something was going on. I know what I know," Brandi continues.

It's time for the frienemies to pretend to like each other by getting on teams to play charades. Kim says that she doesn't want Brandi on her team while sitting about four feet away from Brandi! Brandi should walk out of there, but she remains at the "party," just sitting in her seat while Kim and Kyle exclude her from their team.

Kim then takes her a*s back to the bathroom for some more coke or something and she hides Brandi's crutches.

When Kim returns, Brandi explodes, telling Kyle "You're a bitch. Let's do it!"

Drunk Dana says that Brandi is "mean" and that she's being rude. Kim shouts out "I don't like [Brandi]!" and Camille says that the entire argument was so high school.

Kim then tells Brandi that she's showing her "a*s like a whore" in her short shorts, and Brandi says "I am a slut." Swoon. I just fell in love with Brandi. The women are trying to hurt Brandi by calling her a slut, but she's like, 'I am one! Next!'

Brandi says that Kim "is wasted out of her mind" and Kim and Kyle stand up in unison in defense. Kyle tells Brandi she's pathetic, Kim slurs out that she's "disgusting!"

Can the season finale end with Kim getting sedated and hauled off to rehab? Next week Brandi continues to urge the Mean Girls to "bring it," and I'm hoping for a cat fight. Kyle desperately needs to get punched in the tits.

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Dana Wilkey Wears $25,000 Sunglasses

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Dana Wilkey has joined the cast of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. She initially had an appearance last season and last week. Dana is a successful event planner with a fiance and a young son. She also happens to be friends with Taylor Armstrong, who got her the gig. Ironically Dana is very difficult to like because she tries too hard to be liked.

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Kyle Richards and Taylor arrive at Dana’s house for lunch, and the women are greeted at the door with “Two boobs and a tiara,” according to Kyle. Dana has her cleavage hanging out in a tight dress and she actually has a tiara on her head. Is it a coincidence that a jeweler just happens to be at Dana’s house at the same time Taylor and Kyle were supposed to go over? Kyle admires a pair of earrings, but quickly puts them down when she learns they’re going for “$40,000.”

At lunch, Dana proceeds to tell the women that her 18 MONTH OLD son not only “reads,” but he also “speaks Thai.” Kyle instantaneously writes Dana off based upon that comment alone. Possibly sensing the growing tension, Dana tells Kyle that she wants to go shopping with her “because I like the way you dress,” she says. Dana is failing at this whole ‘I Want You To Like Me’ campaign she’s running.

Back at Adrienne Maloof‘s house, her small dog likes to sh!t in her husband’s closet, which Adrienne thinks is “funny.” Adrienne and her hubby then start bickering. Their relationship is nauseating yet fascinating. Adrienne is repulsed by Paul and she doesn’t even try to fake it.

Taylor then meets up with  her “friend” Brandi Glanville, for drinks. Giving ex-wives reasons to love her, Brandi said that she “Swallowed a big pill of humility” when she found out about her husband Eddie Cibrian’s affair with LeAnn Rimes on “a magazine cover.” Brandi says that Eddie and LeAnn are getting married this weekend, and that when she and Eddie split, she had told herself, “I’m taking you to the bank, mother f*cker.”

Adrienne’s barbeque at her house has begun, and Camille Grammer and Brandi decide they should be new besties because they both went through embarrassing divorces in the public. Brandi advises Camille to start dating “IMMEDIATELY.”

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At Adrienne’s house, Dana basically greets everyone by saying “My sunglasses cost twenty five thousand dollars!!” Camille pretends to be fascinated, only to say that “Most people who have money don’t talk about it, that’s the honest truth.”

This poor Dana ho really needs to relax. Bragging about $25,000 sunglasses will not gain you entrance into the elite circle of Beverly Hills middle-aged Mean Girls.

 

Brandi’s son swims in Adrienne’s pool, takes his shorts off, and pisses on the lawn. Kyle reprimands Brandi’s parenting skills, but we doubt that Brandi cares.

Kyle wants to make sure that Taylor eats something at the party. When confronted about her meals for the day thus far, Taylor claims that she had a hamburger and a hot dog (that no one saw in her possession).

Brandi says that Taylor is “on the divorce diet” and Dana says that she’s getting married next summer in Paris where she will be “renting out a castle.” I think Dana needs to spew this sh!t to people in the hood who will rob her and teach her how to STFU about money. She’s giving the ladies more material to mock her with because she’s so insecure. Camille thinks Dana’s wedding idea is hysterical. Dana’s gonna be so hurt when she watches these episodes.

Next, Paul jumps into the pool, with all of his work clothes on, then takes his shirt off. Adrienne tells the Mean Girls “When Paul takes his shirt off, he doesn’t look like Mauricio.” Why are these two still married?! Adrienne wouldn’t like it if her husband critiqued her body in front of his guy friends, and we’re glad he doesn’t cause she’d probably just get more work done when she already looks like the Cat Lady.

Camille then announces that Kelsey Grammer has a small dick. She was really excited to let the ladies know about it, like she had been wanting to get “what [she] had to put up with for 13 years” off of her chest.

Brandi tells the women that she’s seen them rolling their eyes at her, and they don’t have much to say in response. Kyle is so uptight and Brandi is the perfect dose of “real” on a show comprised of knifed up narcissistic elitist women. The series desperately needed Brandi Glanville.

Insecure Dana said that her husband travels all the time but she doesn’t know what he’s doing. Dana thought that was supposed to be funny for some reason and Brandi said “Maybe he has girls all over the country.” Dana is suddenly very upset although she completely set herself up for that comment. More Brandi, less Dana please.

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Brandi Glanville is Here! On Crutches!

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This week’s episode began where last week’s left off. Adrienne Maloof is waiting for drunken Kim Richards to show up at the airport so they can take a private plane to Sacramento for the final Sacramento Kings game of the season. When Kim arrives, she slurs out some excuse about the power going out on her block. Everything she says is comedy gold. On the plane, Kim gets up and straddles the seat she’s sitting in, she’s recreating what someone did or something, or she’s just horny. You can never tell with drunk b!tches these days.

Kyle Richards has a gay black “Ladysitter” who is helping her coordinate her first charity event. Taylor Armstrong shows up at Kyle’s house to whine about being a Z-lister. When Kyle offers the anorexic something to eat or drink, she says “I’m fine.”

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Brandi Glanville bonding with her fellow skinny a*s b!tch

Taylor tells Kyle that there’s a gossip website article about her troubled relationship with her husband Russell. Taylor claims that “Russell is FURIOUS!” and her personal details had to have been leaked by an insider because the story’s “source,” knew too much.

Back in Sacramento, the hype that Adrienne was so worried about was trivial. Some Sacramento Kings fans even took photos of Adrienne and Kim. No one threw anything at Adrienne or even booed her because she may have to move the team!

And now it’s time for Camille Grammer. She’s shopping for a wet suit and a paddle board because she’s taking her kids to Hawaii, which is another excuse to mention that Kelsey Grammer sucks cause he’s not with her this year. Camille says that one of her guy friends knew that Kelsey was cheating, so she cut him out of her life.

Kyle’s charity event begins and Lisa Vanderpump attends although “It was at some Godforsaken place at the back of a mall, but it’s Kyle so of course I’ll go!” The mere sight of dust on the floor really freaks well to do women out. It’s not like being in the ghetto will set off a hot flash, so relax.

 

When Taylor arrives to Kyle’s charity event, Lisa gets in her face and lectures her about her weight and eating habits, or lack thereof. Lisa says “Taylor, get your skinny ass over to my house and let’s sort yourself out!” That sounds inviting. Lisa said that in her confessional interview, but Taylor is offended that Lisa’s offering to help her when they were never close to begin with. Makes sense?

Finally, Brandi Glanville arrives, officially joining the cast of middle-aged Mean Girls. Brandi said “I was married to one of the biggest douchebags of all time, Eddie Cibrian. He’s an actor (air quotes). He’s really good looking, that’s what he does.” I love her already. Brandi has always been hilarious when she would talk about LeAnn Rimes, so she’s bringing a ghetto style of cattiness to the show, which the series needs.

Brandi is on crutches, which Kyle and Taylor think is SO funny. Taylor jokes, “Did you sue Louis Vuitton?” Kyle gets all the women worked up, saying that Brandi’s ex-husband cheated on her with LeAnn Rimes and “that’s her claim to fame.” And this is why I’m not too fond of Kyle. She thinks that everyone who isn’t married is beneath her and one’s single status should be used for mocking.

Kyle said “Why would you wear a stiletto when you have a broken leg” to the other Mean Girls and then they all start laughing. Brandi apparently overheard the conversation and vowed to be b!tchy right back if the ladies are going to treat her badly.

Next week, we see more of Dana Wilkey, who is friends with Taylor. With Brandi’s arrival, there’s plenty of clashing and backstabbing in store.

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Taylor Armstrong Has a Panic Attack, Alcoholic Kim Richards is Drunk

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This week’s episode was all about Taylor Armstrong to the extent that the other rich chicks didn’t even need to appear. After the ladies return to Camille Grammer‘s house after skiing for a few hours, Kim Richards “was in the deepest sleep of exhaustion” in her room when the “next thing” she knows, Taylor’s in her bed trying to have an impromptu counseling session. “Taylor drank too much,” Kim says – and so the episode began. The alcoholic was calling the non-alcoholic a drunken a*s b!tch! This is gonna be a good episode, or is it?

Bravo then plays a clip from season one where Taylor tells Kim “I’m about to take you out back and pull some Oklahoma on your ass!” with the Southern accent we only hear from Taylor when she’s pissed. For being a girl who looks like she weighs 80 pounds when wet, Taylor has always been feisty. Now drunk, Taylor is crying to Kim, apologizing and saying she doesn’t “wanna go back to that,” which should be easy to do considering that she and Kim never fight.

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Next, Kyle Richards walks into the room and all three women start laughing about who was “the biggest a*shole” last year. That was pretty funny.

Downstairs, two chefs are cooking for Camille because cooking is for poor people. Meanwhile Taylor is now IN KYLE’S SUITCASE whining about not wanting to go home. She then gets out of Kyle’s suitcase and starts screaming “My entire makeup bag is gone!” Losing your makeup is a crisis, but it’s not a crisis of epic proportions like Taylor would suggest. “I’m not doing this f*cking bullsh!t!” Taylor screams. She then continues with her drunken diva Lindsay Lohan like rant, saying, “I don’t wanna be the crazy b!tch.” Too late!

Lisa Vanderpump said that they were having fun one minute, then 2 hours later it’s rock bottom. Camille can’t keep a serious face as she says “Not another dinner party from hell,” because her party last year was also a disaster. Camille’s smile indicates that she, too, thinks this grown-women-acting-like-toddlers shtick is stupid.

When offered some food at dinner, Taylor blurts out “I NEVER EAT!” like a proud anorexic. Cat lady Adrienne Maloof-Nasiff tells her “You’re having a nervous breakdown, pull it together. Don’t drink.” Mother of four Kyle went on vacation to get away from her kids, not to babysit. Kyle says “I feel bad for Taylor, but we’re on vacation. Come on.” Sadly, Taylor was on a mission to ruin the trip.

Taylor gets in Camille’s face and starts crying to her while everyone stands in front of the dinner table. Camille suddenly gets emotional and is now on the verge of tears. Then everyone sits down to eat. Kyle, who is supposed to be one of Taylor’s close friends, looks completely livid because of Taylor’s behavior. Lisa and Kyle are sitting across from each other engaging in an entire conversation with their eyes, communicating through eye rolls and pouts. This was passive-aggressiveness at its best.

 

We now suddenly find ourselves at a lounge with the husbands. Mauricio, Paul and Ken are hanging out smoking cigars. The men are following the script by talking about Taylor’s marriage (as if they care).

Back at Camille’s dinner “party,” the women are encouraging a teary Taylor to leave Russell. Drunken Kim gets out of her seat and says that she will “throw magic” on Taylor with her napkin, and she actually waves her napkin over Taylor’s lap.

Kim Richards' magic napkin

Kim makes everyone laugh, and that was the end of that. Colorado was ruined thanks to Mrs. Russell Armstrong.

Back in Los Angeles, Camille is with her friend Diedra and they’re sitting by the pond in her house. Kelsey Grammer’s ex says “I miss having a partner. I’m not happy about being publicly humiliated and discarded, but I’m happy. Maybe it needed to happen the way it did.” I’m starting to think that Camille hired scriptwriters. RHOBH fans across the blogs really like her – last season Camille was “The Most Hated Housewife” in the franchise, but she’s so down to earth and personable this season. Good for her! I think she was nervous around the cameras last season and she just didn’t know how to act. I think we’re seeing the real Camille now, or she hired scriptwriters.

Now we’re randomly watching Lisa and her husband disagree on whether or not they should expand their West Hollywood restaurant, SUR. Lisa says that she’s going to have sex with her husband so that she can get her way. Ha.

But the rich girl problems don’t end there. Adrienne may have to move the Sacramento Kings to another city if she’s unable to get a new state of the art arena built in Sacramento.

Next, the doorbell rings at Taylor’s house and her British life coach arrives to tell her how awesome she is because she’s made so much fake progress.

Adrienne claims that her husband is “overstepping his bounds,” by suggesting that she stay in a different hotel suite so that Sacramento King fans don’t know where she will be. Adrienne invited Kim to go with her to Sacramento, but when Adrienne gets to the airport, Kim isn’t there. When Adrienne calls Kim, she is clearly drunk out of her mind. Kim talks about putting her hair in a wet ponytail and vows to be at the airport soon. The episode ends with Paul saying “[Kim’s] f*cked up!” We agree, and so was the episode. Taylor made her drama everyone else’s drama and everything that happened this week was so random.

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Camille Grammer Talks About Kelsey’s Hairy Back, Everyone Goes Skiing

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This week’s episode begins with Kyle Richards moving into her new “7,000 sq. feet” mansion that has seven bedrooms and a gym. It’s her “dream home” that she feels a connection to. Kyle also talks about how lucky she and Mauricio know they are because they have something special… That’s beautiful, romantic even, but I don’t get the ‘Awwww! That’s so sweet!’ feeling when Kyle talks about her marriage like I do with other couples. Instead, she makes me wanna vomit in her hair. Kyle is always holier than thou whenever she mentions Mauricio. Her declarations of love aren’t coming from a good place.

Kyle Richards, Mauricio Umansky

And now it’s time for The Bickersons. Adrienne Maloof-Nassif has “three pieces of luggage. Two of those bags are shoes,” she says while prepping to see Camille Grammer in Colorado FOR A FEW DAYS. I take everything I’ve bought within the last 5 years with me everytime I take a 1 to 2 day trip, so I totally understand. Adrienne tells her husband Paul what he must and must not do while she’s away. Naturally, they’re disagreeing on what he should do while she’s gone.

At the airport, Kyle is dressed like a pimp cowboy and Kim Richards has pre-gamed it for the plane ride. B!tch is acting drugged, not even drunk like she usually is. On the plane, while seated in first class, Kim begins punching a man’s a*s cheeks while he’s standing up simply because he “has buns of steel.” I need to learn how to flirt like this.

Beverly Hills Housewives Limo Ride

The ladies are now finally in Colorado, but the journey isn’t ovah! Their limo driver tells them that, due to a detour, it will take 4 hours to get to Camille’s property. The look of horror that ran across their high maintenance faces said it all, (photo above). If only they had booked a private jet to take ’em from the airport to Camille’s. DAMN IT!

Kim is providing the ladies with a soundtrack for the lengthy drive, given that she can’t STFU about any topic that pops into her crackhead. Kyle asks “Ms. Vanderfabulous,” aka Lisa, if her husband was upset with her for saying he offended Taylor Armstrong at Adrienne’s dinner party, which results in Lisa telling Taylor to talk to Ken about her issues.

The women finally make it to Camille’s house, which she has to sell as part of her divorce agreement, and Kyle says that she’s happy to see Camille cause she was “trapped in a car with all these women!” Kyle repeatedly feels the need to explain why she and Camille are close now throughout the past two episodes. People can make up. We get it Kyle! Still, I’m happy that Camille is showing off more of her fun side and Kyle keeps reminding viewers that Camille is good people. Although repetitive, it’s refreshing.

“I do feel sorry for [Camille],” Lisa says. “She has to sell all these houses. She’s gonna be down to just a couple soon. I mean, it’s a dire situation here!” Although Lisa was clearly joking, I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that some viewers thought she was serious. What was actually serious, though, was all the junk in the trunk that Lisa was workin’ wit. Who knew that uppity Lisa is actually a big booty ho! She looked like she had a butt for 2 in her slimming black jeans.

 

On the way to dinner, all of the ladies are sitting in an SUV limo and Camille continues to laugh away her pain. Kyle says “[Kayte Walsh] can wax Kelsey’s back now.” Camille adds: “I was doing the manscaping on the back!” Camille adds that she’d start “the hedge trimmer” and work it up Kelsey’s back! Gawd I love Camille.

Camille Grammer last laugh

Once the ladies are at dinner, Kyle encourages Kim and Camille to flirt. Camille says that she’s having trust issues with men, Kim says she can’t just have sex with anyone, and Camille announces that “My ex was a terrible kisser!” The ladies start laughing hysterically. I would feel bad for Kelsey Grammer, but last season he already said that he doesn’t watch the show. And Camille complains that Kelsey won’t speak to her? We wonder why.

Kim slurs something at the dinner table about family. We don’t care. And the next day Kim has a hangover, which her alcoholic self labels “a headache.”

Camille has a ski conceirge show up early in the morning to get the women fitted for their snow gear. Kyle says that she has “never seen these kind of people before, but I like it.” The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is always filled with surprises. I can’t wait until the professional leg smoother shows up to shave the ladies’ legs each morning; a separate vagina waxer will be on call for special occasions, like Sundays.

Now at the ski resort, Camille is skiing down the slopes like she was born on a pair of skis and Lisa is having so much fun, even after she falls down. The women are loving life even more once they’re served warm chocolate chip cookies by the staff at the resort after they finish skiing.

Back at Camille’s Colorado home, Taylor and Kyle spend some time in the jacuzzi. Taylor reveals that she got married at 34 and she was alone her “entire life” before that. Taylor is so damn skinny that her veins are popping outta her arms. Try some comfort food, woman. Get fat and get happy! Taylor is crying to Kyle about being scared to be alone. She says that she loves Russell. Kyle tells Taylor that she’s strong and she encourages her to leave him since she’s unhappy.

Taylor was bawling last week, she’s bawling this week, and she’s bawling next week. This week’s episode was filled with fun and positivity. Bravo should edit out Debbie Downer.

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