This week’s episode began where last week’s left off. Adrienne Maloof is waiting for drunken Kim Richards to show up at the airport so they can take a private plane to Sacramento for the final Sacramento Kings game of the season. When Kim arrives, she slurs out some excuse about the power going out on her block. Everything she says is comedy gold. On the plane, Kim gets up and straddles the seat she’s sitting in, she’s recreating what someone did or something, or she’s just horny. You can never tell with drunk b!tches these days.
Kyle Richards has a gay black “Ladysitter” who is helping her coordinate her first charity event. Taylor Armstrong shows up at Kyle’s house to whine about being a Z-lister. When Kyle offers the anorexic something to eat or drink, she says “I’m fine.”
Brandi Glanville bonding with her fellow skinny a*s b!tch
Taylor tells Kyle that there’s a gossip website article about her troubled relationship with her husband Russell. Taylor claims that “Russell is FURIOUS!” and her personal details had to have been leaked by an insider because the story’s “source,” knew too much.
Back in Sacramento, the hype that Adrienne was so worried about was trivial. Some Sacramento Kings fans even took photos of Adrienne and Kim. No one threw anything at Adrienne or even booed her because she may have to move the team!
And now it’s time for Camille Grammer. She’s shopping for a wet suit and a paddle board because she’s taking her kids to Hawaii, which is another excuse to mention that Kelsey Grammer sucks cause he’s not with her this year. Camille says that one of her guy friends knew that Kelsey was cheating, so she cut him out of her life.
Kyle’s charity event begins and Lisa Vanderpump attends although “It was at some Godforsaken place at the back of a mall, but it’s Kyle so of course I’ll go!” The mere sight of dust on the floor really freaks well to do women out. It’s not like being in the ghetto will set off a hot flash, so relax.
When Taylor arrives to Kyle’s charity event, Lisa gets in her face and lectures her about her weight and eating habits, or lack thereof. Lisa says “Taylor, get your skinny ass over to my house and let’s sort yourself out!” That sounds inviting. Lisa said that in her confessional interview, but Taylor is offended that Lisa’s offering to help her when they were never close to begin with. Makes sense?
Finally, Brandi Glanville arrives, officially joining the cast of middle-aged Mean Girls. Brandi said “I was married to one of the biggest douchebags of all time, Eddie Cibrian. He’s an actor (air quotes). He’s really good looking, that’s what he does.” I love her already. Brandi has always been hilarious when she would talk about LeAnn Rimes, so she’s bringing a ghetto style of cattiness to the show, which the series needs.
Brandi is on crutches, which Kyle and Taylor think is SO funny. Taylor jokes, “Did you sue Louis Vuitton?” Kyle gets all the women worked up, saying that Brandi’s ex-husband cheated on her with LeAnn Rimes and “that’s her claim to fame.” And this is why I’m not too fond of Kyle. She thinks that everyone who isn’t married is beneath her and one’s single status should be used for mocking.
Kyle said “Why would you wear a stiletto when you have a broken leg” to the other Mean Girls and then they all start laughing. Brandi apparently overheard the conversation and vowed to be b!tchy right back if the ladies are going to treat her badly.
Next week, we see more of Dana Wilkey, who is friends with Taylor. With Brandi’s arrival, there’s plenty of clashing and backstabbing in store.