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Ellen DeGeneres and Topless Portia de Rossi Create “Bound 2″ Christmas Cards

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Kanye West was probably expecting his “Bound 2″ music video, which featured a topless Kim Kardashian straddling him on a motorbike while singing lyrics like: “I wanna f–k you hard on the sink, after that give you something to drink” – to be seen as a musical, visual masterpiece, so you know  the serious work of Yeezus is in a corner somewhere sulking right now.

Portia de Rossi topless, Ellen DeGeneres

First, Seth Rogan and James Franco did their own hilarious spoof of the ridiculous video which featured the hairy overweight Seth as Kim and some great lip-syncing from James.

Now Ellen DeGeneres has revealed her own contribution – a Christmas card featuring herself on a motorbike as Kanye and her partner Portia de Rossi as Kim. Ellen is wearing the same tie-die t shirt that Kanye wore in the original while Portia is seemingly topless like Kim, even the background features the same dramatic skyline.

The card reads: “Bound for a Merry Christmas, Love Ellen & Portia

The talk show host explained: “Well people have been talking about the Kardashians’ card so much, Portia and I did a card this year and its based on … it was actually inspired by Kim and Kanye’s music video, if you saw it.”

Don’t worry Ellen, compared to this year’s Kardashian family Christmas card, this seems quite tame in comparison.

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Arrested Development Premieres May 26th

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Clear your calendars, skip church and make sure no one bothers you all day because you won’t want to stop watching the 15 episodes of Arrested Development when they air on May 26th. The cult comedy classic will be airing it’s entire season on Netflix all at once, which means people won’t be leaving their homes at all that day.

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Chief Content Officer, Ted Sarandos, said in a statement, “Arrested Development is now widely viewed as one of the top TV comedies of all time and Mitch Hurwitz is bringing it to Netflix in a brand new way, crafted for the on-demand generation that has come to discover the show in the years since it last appeared on TV. The highly anticipated return of this show is sure to make history all over again.”

Fingers crossed that this season lives up to all the hype.

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Portia de Rossi Cut Her Hair

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Portia de Rossi’s long, thick blonde hair is just as famous as she is. Portia’s always had her hair long but she finally chopped it off. Is she going butch on us? Portia was spotted with her new ‘do the other day and I am still stunned. I think she’s lost some of her hotness.

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It’s going to take me a while to get used to Portia’s new look! She’s gorgeous but she looks like every other blonde with short hair and she stood out more with the Goldilocks length she used to rock.

Photos: Fame/ Flynet

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Ellen DeGeneres Forced To Abide By Contract

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Ellen DeGeneres is always horny for Portia de Rossi

Now you know this bitch does not wear makeup ever!!! CoverGirl has clearly forced Ellen’s ass. Many models have said they have to sign contracts promising to wear makeup when they’re out and about for the cosmetic brand they represent. She looks good. Thanks, CoverGirl. :)

“I just feel really blessed,” Ellen DeGeneres recently said about wife Portia de Rossi, who joined the comedienne Sunday in Bel Air, Calif., where she hosted a Yes! On Prop 2 event supporting the Prevention of Farm Animal Cruelty Act.

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Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi Got Married on Saturday

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Ellen DeGeneres Portia de Rossi married now

While every gossip blogger that I can remember said Ellen and Portia are getting married "this weekend," POTP reported that the two will get hitched on Saturday. POTP was right. I have "sources," as in, voices in my head. No, seriously, I do have sources that I didn't use, but I knew it was this Saturday. Alright, I've jumped off my high horse…

The wedding popped off Saturday night at Ellen and Portia's Beverly Hills pad.

DeGeneres, 50, and de Rossi, 35, both wore Zac Posen and exchanged rings by Neil Lane during the Saturday ceremony. Their big day also featured arrangements by L.A. florist Mark's Garden.

– Great Neil Lane and Mark's Garden plug People magazine a.k.a Hollyweird's biggest ass smoochers.

The wedding ceremony was no sorority mega bash or attention whore vanity project. Only 19 guests were present, including Ellen and Portia's mom (who flew in from Australia), to witness the exchange of the couple's handwritten vows. It was an intimate ceremony indeed which means it's unlikely wedding pics were sold. :(

They're so gonna last! Ellen and Portia both have "de" in their names. Being the super observant bitch that I am, I didn't even notice that until I typed the subject of this post. But that means something, doesn't it? Yeah. No wonder my relationships do not last.

Congrats to Hollywood's 1st married lesbian couple! I'm talkin' progress, folks. :)

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Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi’s Wedding is Tomorrow

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Portia de Rossi is tall

The most famous lesbian couple in Hollywood is tying the knot tomorrow in sunny California. Ellen and Portia will be having a small, intimate ceremony with only a few close friends and family.

Ellen announced their engagement in May on her show.

"It's something that we've wanted to do and we want it to be legal and we are very, very excited," DeGeneres, 50, gushed.

Of the preparations, DeGeneres joked, "Planning a wedding is very stressful. It's crazy. My gardener is now invited.

"I feel like I found my perfect fit," DeGeneres said of de Rossi in an interview with the Advocate. "She's taught me lessons about myself, and I feel like I've taught her," DeGeneres added.

The two have been bumping since 2004! Can you believe it? It feels more like 2005 and a 1/2.

I can't wait to see the wedding pics. I expect Ellen to be dressed in the fiercest suit ever and you know Portia's gonna be gorgeous. Congrats!! :)

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