Tags: Nude, Suki Waterhouse, Topless
Suki Waterhouse is Bradley Cooper’s 22 year-old British girlfriend. Suki is a 5’9 model who began her modeling career at the age of 16. Suki was discovered in a pub in London when she was 16 years old. Is that all it takes to become a recognizable model, hanging out in pubs? What pubs?
Just three years later, at the age of 19, Suki was already posing in lingerie. Suki was a model for Marks and Spencer. In February of 2013, she was featured in Vogue Magazine’s Today I’m Wearing feature. Like contestants on America’s Next Top Model, you can’t really make it as a mainstream model without getting naked. Just ask Kate Upton or Nina Agdal. Taking it off is a must and Suki has no reservations about stripping down.
Waterhouse is the face of Burberry and works for some major brands. She participated in a fragrance campaign where she posed naked. What’s confusing about the campaign is that Bradley Cooper’s girl is grabbing her @ss for some reason, or lack thereof an @ss and I don’t get it. What am I missing here?
Suki said that she doesn’t talk about her boyfriend. What she does do is get naked. For those who want to see what Suki’s working with, we’ve pulled some naked pictures for you. What do you think of Bradley’s 22 year-old girlfriend? It was reported that the couple split months ago and that Suki dumped the former Sexiest Man Alive, but nothing could be further from the truth. Brad and Suks have been photographed together recently and they are still very much a couple.
The rumor claimed that Suki dumped Cooper because he wants children and she doesn’t want any right now. What is wrong with Brad? Since when do 22 year-old models with perky t!ts want to get knocked up, putting their rising career on hold ’cause they’re dating someone old enough to be their father?
Tags: Nina Agdal, Topless
Carl’s Jr. believes in objectifying women in its ads and it’s obviously been working. The newest woman to pretend to give oral to her straw or some food is none other than the very sexy Nina Agdal.
Nina is dating Max George of The Wanted. She rubs oil all over herself before she takes off her bikini top, because that is how women eat fattening burgers on the beach – half naked!
The Sports Illustrated model is promoting the new Charbroiled Atlantic Cod Fish sandwich. Agdal joins Jenny McCarthy, Kim Kardashian, Katherine Webb and Kate Upton, who have all worked with the fast food restaurant for their racy promos. I’m waiting to see men doing this same bullsh!t for Carl’s. Of course it won’t ever happen, but the Kraft Zesty Italian guy, Anderson Davis got the company huge publicity when he went shirtless in commercials. Carl’s ads get sexier and sexier. I wonder how far they’ll take it a few years from now?!
Tags: Miley Cyrus, Topless, Vogue
Miley Cyrus was supposed to grace the cover of American Vogue but Anna Wintour canceled plans after Twerkgate. Allegedly. I think Miles was in the running but no ink was set in stone before her VMA’s performance.
Cyrus covers the cover of German Vogue and she’s topless. She’s channeling Madonna in the photo shoot, but she also makes a great Marilyn Monroe!
Miley can pull off these looks because she looks much older than she is and she can easily morph into playing skanks because she’s always naked anyway. Cyrus continues to pose topless everywhere. She’s like a thinner Lena Dunham, but a more honest version of Lena. Miles told Rolling Stone that she’s a nudist, while Lena lashes out when someone asks her why her overweight @ss is always naked.
I tried to find excerpts from Miley’s interview but I don’t think they’ve leaked yet. Miley’s interviews are always on-point. Even if Miley sounds ridiculous, you aren’t left guessing what she means because she’s a stunt queen on stage but offstage she isn’t trying to please everyone, other than potheads. She’s a PR nightmare and I can respect that. These pics aren’t bad.
Tags: Disney Sluts, Miley Cyrus, Topless
Miley Cyrus will get naked at any given moment just because she can, but this time around she got half nude in support of Free The Nipple, a new movie about censorship in America. We can’t show nips but we don’t censor violence.
Cyrus posted the picture above on Twitter claiming that the film is “not about getting your t-tties out. It’s about equality.” The indie film “challenges the disparity in U.S. media censorship when it comes to violence versus the naked female form.”
Miles gets naked all the time, but she has a valid excuse this time around, or does she? We don’t need to “free” any nipples, but something should be done about all the violence in entertainment. Better yet, how about better gun control laws? I don’t think I’ll ever see the day when we’ll get guns off the streets, no matter how many mass shootings we have in America… but I digress. It’s shocking that Miley actually censored her photo. Miles thinks that she’s hot, but she’s about as sexy as Lady Gaga - an androgynous, scary looking freakshow.
Tags: Disney Sluts, Has Beens, Lindsay Lohan, Topless
Lindsay Lohan recently sued Grand Theft Auto because she thinks a blonde woman in the popular video game is her. Now she’s writing a tell-all book. No one wants to hire her to act anymore, so I guess a has been’s gotta do what a alleged crackhead has been’s gotta do!
Lohan’s book will reportedly reveal everything. She’ll “write” about her arrests, drug abuse, acting career and family. So basically she’ll have no friends left after it’s published and only men that can’t speak English will f**k her.
“The book started as a series of journal entries, which she wrote in rehab as a therapeutic exercise. The book is still in its early stages, and it doesn’t have a clear focus, but she says she wants to open up every part of her life,” TMZ reports.
LiLo has already met with a huge literary agency in NYC last Thursday. She’s currently filming a docu-series for Oprah’s network, OWN. SIGH! Lindsay is a self-entitled a-hole loser. She’s going to make herself sound good in this book. It’s going to be completely fictionalized because she’s an alleged habitual liar. If you want a real Lindsay tell-all, you’ll have to get it from Samantha Ronson or her alleged drug dealers.
Tags: Lady Gaga, Nude, Topless
Lady Gaga is giving us full frontal as she poses on the cover of a magazine I had never heard of. A source explained: “She is literally stripping back the theatrics of trans-culture; exposing a half-done-up face and the ‘gender’ beneath it all. Interestingly, and something worth noting, is the outright exposure of her genitals.”
The source continued: “It’s one thing that naked female genitalia made the cover of a magazine; it’s another that said genitalia is, for lack of a better phrase, (relatively) au natural … having an artist of Gaga’s caliber go against the status quo — especially for a publication like Candy — toys with our perceptions of what’s considered normal.”
Well, I think the source is gay and finds vagina to be more interesting that it is. Lady Gaga only gets naked because she wants attention. Unlike Lena Dunham, who is often nude on Girls, I don’t think the Gaga is a nudist, she just lives “for the applause” and she’ll do the most to get attention. This is why when Lady Gaga gained weight, she was upset about it. She would never be naked if she were heavier.
No matter how naked Stefani is, she’s still just never sexy to me. It’s pretty sad.