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Nina Agdal: Topless in New Carl’s Jr. Ad

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Carl’s Jr. believes in objectifying women in its ads and it’s obviously been working. The newest woman to pretend to give oral to her straw or some food is none other than the very sexy Nina Agdal.

Nina is dating Max George of The Wanted. She rubs oil all over herself before she takes off her bikini top, because that is how women eat fattening burgers on the beach – half naked!

The Sports Illustrated model is promoting the new Charbroiled Atlantic Cod Fish sandwich. Agdal joins Jenny McCarthy, Kim Kardashian, Katherine Webb and Kate Upton, who have all worked with the fast food restaurant for their racy promos. I’m waiting to see men doing this same bullsh!t for Carl’s. Of course it won’t ever happen, but the Kraft Zesty Italian guy, Anderson Davis got the company huge publicity when he went shirtless in commercials. Carl’s ads get sexier and sexier. I wonder how far they’ll take it a few years from now?!

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Miley Cyrus: 2014 Topless Vogue Cover Girl

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Miley Cyrus was supposed to grace the cover of American Vogue but Anna Wintour canceled plans after Twerkgate. Allegedly. I think Miles was in the running but no ink was set in stone before her VMA’s performance.

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Cyrus covers the cover of German Vogue and she’s topless. She’s channeling Madonna in the photo shoot, but she also makes a great Marilyn Monroe!

Miley can pull off these looks because she looks much older than she is and she can easily morph into playing skanks because she’s always naked anyway. Cyrus continues to pose topless everywhere. She’s like a thinner Lena Dunham, but a more honest version of Lena. Miles told Rolling Stone that she’s a nudist, while Lena lashes out when someone asks her why her overweight @ss is always naked.

I tried to find excerpts from Miley’s interview but I don’t think they’ve leaked yet. Miley’s interviews are always on-point. Even if Miley sounds ridiculous, you aren’t left guessing what she means because she’s a stunt queen on stage but offstage she isn’t trying to please everyone, other than potheads. She’s a PR nightmare and I can respect that. These pics aren’t bad.

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Miley Cyrus is Topless Again, Supports ‘Free The Nipple’ Movie

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Miley Cyrus will get naked at any given moment just because she can, but this time around she got half nude in support of Free The Nipple, a new movie about censorship in America. We can’t show nips but we don’t censor violence.

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Cyrus posted the picture above on Twitter claiming that the film is “not about getting your t-tties out. It’s about equality.” The indie film “challenges the disparity in U.S. media censorship when it comes to violence versus the naked female form.”

Miles gets naked all the time, but she has a valid excuse this time around, or does she? We don’t need to “free” any nipples, but something should be done about all the violence in entertainment. Better yet, how about better gun control laws? I don’t think I’ll ever see the day when we’ll get guns off the streets, no matter how many mass shootings we have in America… but I digress. It’s shocking that Miley actually censored her photo. Miles thinks that she’s hot, but she’s about as sexy as Lady Gaga - an androgynous, scary looking freakshow.

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Lindsay Lohan is Writing a Tell-All Book, Running Out of People to Sue

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Lindsay Lohan recently sued Grand Theft Auto because she thinks a blonde woman in the popular video game is her. Now she’s writing a tell-all book. No one wants to hire her to act anymore, so I guess a has been’s gotta do what a alleged crackhead has been’s gotta do!

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Lohan’s book will reportedly reveal everything. She’ll “write” about her arrests, drug abuse, acting career and family. So basically she’ll have no friends left after it’s published and only men that can’t speak English will f**k her.

“The book started as a series of journal entries, which she  wrote in rehab as a therapeutic exercise. The book is still in its early stages, and it doesn’t have a clear focus, but she says she wants to open up every part  of her life,” TMZ reports.

LiLo has already met with a huge literary agency in NYC last Thursday. She’s currently filming a docu-series for Oprah’s network, OWN. SIGH! Lindsay is a self-entitled a-hole loser. She’s going to make herself sound good in this book. It’s going to be completely fictionalized because she’s an alleged habitual liar. If you want a real Lindsay tell-all, you’ll have to get it from Samantha Ronson or her alleged drug dealers.

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Lady Gaga is Naked Again

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Lady Gaga is giving us full frontal as she poses on the cover of a magazine I had never heard of. A source explained: “She is literally stripping back the theatrics of trans-culture; exposing a half-done-up face and the ‘gender’ beneath it all. Interestingly, and something worth noting, is the outright exposure of her genitals.”

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The source continued: “It’s one thing that naked female genitalia made the cover of a magazine; it’s another that said genitalia is, for lack of a better phrase, (relatively) au natural … having an artist of Gaga’s caliber go against the status quo — especially for a publication like Candy — toys with our perceptions of what’s considered normal.”

Well, I think the source is gay and finds vagina to be more interesting that it is. Lady Gaga only gets naked because she wants attention. Unlike Lena Dunham, who is often nude on Girls, I don’t think the Gaga is a nudist, she just lives “for the applause” and she’ll do the most to get attention. This is why when Lady Gaga gained weight, she was upset about it. She would never be naked if she were heavier.

No matter how naked Stefani is, she’s still just never sexy to me. It’s pretty sad.

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Kim Kardashian: Topless With Kanye in ‘Broke 2′ Music Video

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Kanye West considers Kim Kardashian to be his trophy “perfect b!tch,” so it comes as no surprise that she would be half naked in his music video. Not having clothes on is how she got famous in the first place.

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I’m feeling nauseous. Too Fab described the video above well, saying: “a topless Kim Kardashian gyrating on a motorcycle and lyrics like “I wanna f**k you hard on the sink, after that give you something to drink,” it was definitely an odd fit for the daytime talk show.

The video shows a ton of very intimate scenes between Kanye and Kim, who get it on while riding a bike through the Grand Canyon. Yep, it’s pretty much another sex tape!”

I haven’t watched it yet. My video keeps freezing, which is kewl. This is not the way I wanna spend my Tuesday morning… I did get to catch the first three minutes. These two have no chemistry and the song is awful! Kanye probably thinks it’s so romantic for Kimmy to be half nude in his music video, but she got naked cause cameras were around and he just so happened to be in the same room.

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Claire Danes: Topless for Interview Magazine

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Homeland star Claire Danes covers the latest issue of Interview Magazine and she’s half naked. Claire is talented and confident, which makes her sexy even though she isn’t stereotypically hot. Danes spoke with Dustin Hoffman about her Homeland character, Carrie Mathison.

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“I’d actually only done one series before Homeland and I was 14 when I did it, and we only made 19 episodes (My So-Called Life) so Homeland has really been my first time aging with a character and experiencing her develop and change.”

Claire says she was the same age as the character she played on My So-Called Life, Angela Chase.

“I was the same age as the character. There was an incredible symmetry between us-unlike Carrie Mathison, who in no way resembles me. I would be the worst case officer on the planet. I am so ill-suited to Carrie’s vocation.”

She also wants to take on other roles.

“I would really like to play another character to deviate from Carrie for a second just because I’m starting to think that acting is this, and while this is one of the most fulfilling expressions of acting that I’ve found, it’s not why I do it. It’s not it. I think I’d appreciate her even more if I could take a little vacation from her and inhabit somebody else for a while.”

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Nicki Minaj Topless Pictures of Halloween Costume

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Nicki Minaj dressed up as a prostitute with breast implants or something. I have no clue what her Halloween costume is, but I do know that she looks like a knifed up whore.

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You do not get a waist that small and an @ss that big without a lot of plastic surgery. Nicki also appears to have some breast implants. This isn’t the first time we’ve seen Nicki Minaj’s topless photos either. Thank gawd for camera phones?

Her hair’s fake, her nose is allegedly fake, her butt’s fake, her breasts don’t look real, and she rocks colored contacts right? … But no one cares. She’s hawt and I’d be posting the same pics if I had a figure that looked like an hourglass on ‘roids. But seriously, WTF is Nicki’s costume and why didn’t she let her followers on Instagram know what look she was going for this year? Ellen DeGeneres does it better.

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Rihanna: Nude, With Snakes for GQ UK

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Whenever Rihanna is going to pose for a magazine, the stylists can just be sent home once her appointment is booked cause Rihanna will be nude and she will be fierce!

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Rihanna is naked in the December issue of GQ UK and she’s working with a Medusa theme. Her legs appear longer than they usually do and her contacts make her look like a sexy vampire.

We get to see Rihanna’s chest tattoo yet again, and I don’t mind it. It would look hideous on anyone else, but Riri knows how to work everything she does. Rihanna posted the pictures on her Instagram account days ago. With pictures like these, her millions of followers on her accounts won’t be going anywhere anytime soon.

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Rihanna: Topless ‘Pour It Up’ Video Photos

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Rihanna’s song “Pour It Up” was released as a single months ago but she never officially released a music video. Riri posted some sexy pictures from her “Pour It Up” video shoot on Instagram.

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She’s topless and rocking a Gatsby hooker look with her platinum curled wig and big jewelry. Wouldn’t Rihanna make a hot burlesque dancer? I thought Riri would be clubbing with her friends and making it rain in her new video, but I guess she’s going in a different direction. Stay tuned for the official release. Meanwhile Britney Spears’ Work Bitch video comes out tomorrow.

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